A. Hesediel 191 April 25, 2013 Share April 25, 2013 Unfortunately, the yogurt is beef-flavoured, and it attracts dinosaurs. Fortunately, you and your brother start running toward the sea, where Dr. Evil left his laser-sharks and you start riding them killing Ichthyosaurs with lasers helped by your brother. One should always look for a possible alternative, and provide against it. -Sherlock Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Dreams 1,893 April 26, 2013 Author Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, the laser-sharks are starving and haven't got much energy left to fight.... Fortunately, Austin Powers comes out of nowhere and helps you fight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately it caused you to die. Fortunately it turns out heaven is for real and Jesus is a sweet pal. He's good at Australian-rules football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥рluмъзяяy♥ 70 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately Jesus is on a holiday and god sends u to hell Fortunately U have your mobile so u can call the police Credit Frozen Mint Email Me: Emiko2467@gmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, the police rob you. Fortunately, you're in Soviet Russia, so you rob them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, they have nothing but lint in their wallets. Fortunately, you trade the lint to a lint connoisseur for a used car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, the car is an old Pinto. Fortunately, it's actually a drivable pinto bean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Fortunately, it runs well Unfortunately, it exploded and you died, that's what you get for driving a Pinto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, you died a second time, considering you were already dead and had been sent to hell to drive that Pinto. Fortunately, you just managed to do something not even God Himself was ever able to do. Aren't you special? If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Fortunately, you believe in reincarnation Unfortunately, you were reincarnated into a mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 (edited) Unfortunately, your cat is hungry Fortunately, it is too lazy to catch you Edited April 26, 2013 by DashForever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Kvlt Dawn 2,364 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 (edited) Fortunately, you're a Viking who doesn't believe in the Greek gods Unfortunately, Odin is going to punish you Edit: dammit wtf Edited April 26, 2013 by AtDawnTheySquee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nohbdy 4,108 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, Odin is dead. Fortunately, he's alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 (edited) Unfortunately, having the world blow up can totally ruin your day. Fortunately, it ruined everyone else's as well, so you are in good company. Edited April 26, 2013 by Pixel Stick If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic Widow 62 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, everyone blamed you for the world blowing up. "This ain't a party Get off the dance floor You want the get down Here comes the gang war" ~My Chemical Romance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately you've caused a paradox by not saying a "Fortunately". Fortunately, scientists find a way to stop it. I do poetry. Give it a read? http://highonpoems.com/poet/ed_gosling Many thanks to weirdokitterz for the awesome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, the cure for this paradox is to eliminate your entire existence. Fortunately, this means you won't have to mow the lawn next weekend. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Hesediel 191 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 (edited) Unfortunately, there's a zombie on your lawn. Fortunately, you meet Dave who haves some sunflowers. Edited April 26, 2013 by RevenantGentleman 1 One should always look for a possible alternative, and provide against it. -Sherlock Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Hesediel 191 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Fortunately you are right, but Kyogre emerges from the ocean and uses Surf, so the flames are extinguished. One should always look for a possible alternative, and provide against it. -Sherlock Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, Pokemon became extinct earlier in the thread, which means you're suffering from a deranged hallucination and will probably wake up in some kind of psych ward. Fortunately, some of them probably serve good food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderchild 875 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately this isn't one of the ones that serve good food. Fortunately you were, in fact reincarnated as a pig, and don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Hesediel 191 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, Giratina didn't extinct since he lives in another dimension, where, some subjects survived and ripopulated the earth. One should always look for a possible alternative, and provide against it. -Sherlock Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 April 26, 2013 Share April 26, 2013 Unfortunately, your head asplode. The good news is, obscure pop culture references are in right now. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A. Hesediel 191 April 27, 2013 Share April 27, 2013 Unfortunately, you've been trapped in the Izanami right before my head explodes, so now you're blocked under the illusion of seeing my head exploding over and over again never realing that it's just an illusion. Fortunately, Itachi decides to free you from the Izanami. One should always look for a possible alternative, and provide against it. -Sherlock Holmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderchild 875 April 27, 2013 Share April 27, 2013 Unfortunately, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Fortunately, I'm having toast for supper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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