The TRUE story of the Ugly Barnacle

[The Soldier 2,044]

Most of you heard about the story, "The Ugly Barnacle"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY

 

But that's a vague version of it...

 

You see, this ugly barnacle... He was born ugly... His parent never liked the look of him and have him to adoption, but even the adoption can't handle his own ugliness. After his 8th birthday, the adoption center had to kick him out to keep the children calm and not scared. He ha to survive off of his own.

 

Later on, after trying to learn how to survive in the streets, he turned to a life of crime. He'd use his ugliness to shock the store clerks and reach the money in the register...

 

But one day, in his adulthood, after this amazing grudge that eventually grew with another fish, he got into a heated arguement with the fish and accidently killed him. That haunted him so much, along with his traumatic past, his mind had snap.

 

He eventually became an insane, psychopathic serial killer.

 

One day, he was caught by the cops and, after a fair trial, he was sentenced to death... By the electric chair

 

When the day of execution arrived, he was to sit on the electric chair on extremely high voltage.

 

Unfortunately... He was underwater, and since electricity spreads through water, everyone in the oceans were shocked and died. Basically, it's the apocalypse of the Ocean.

 

The End

Edited May 25, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Doctor Shuu 797]

This is why stoning is a good method of execution.

[The Soldier 2,044]

This is why stoning is a good method of execution.

Yup. There are plenty of pebbles at the bottom of the ocean to throw. Edited May 25, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

How did they even get an electric chair in the first place?

[Yes-Man 597]

This story is proof ugly people have no reason to exist.

Edited May 25, 2013 by Yes-Something

[Vaporeon 1,168]

....That didn't help at all.