CiBP 414 May 31, 2024 Share May 31, 2024 A singular cannonball. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 May 31, 2024 Share May 31, 2024 A stack of TNT from Minecraft. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtchASketch 3,399 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 A sledgehammer, but it's an inflatable! "People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." - Princess Bubblegum “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen "Someone pricked their finger, and someone else was stabbed. Just because one injury is more minor doesn't mean you should downplay their pain. Either wound could worsen in condition and they could get sepsis. Pain is pain and it still hurts." – Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 The Mega Buster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtchASketch 3,399 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 A blaster that shoots canon characters from My Little Pony. "People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." - Princess Bubblegum “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen "Someone pricked their finger, and someone else was stabbed. Just because one injury is more minor doesn't mean you should downplay their pain. Either wound could worsen in condition and they could get sepsis. Pain is pain and it still hurts." – Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiBP 414 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 A bar of soap and a boxcutter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtchASketch 3,399 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 (edited) A container of Royal Dansk Danish Butter Cookies. >:) Edited July 25, 2024 by Interstellar Sketch 1 "People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." - Princess Bubblegum “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen "Someone pricked their finger, and someone else was stabbed. Just because one injury is more minor doesn't mean you should downplay their pain. Either wound could worsen in condition and they could get sepsis. Pain is pain and it still hurts." – Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,777 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 Okay... I'll give a +3.14159265 magic halberd of fluffy puff of arcing. 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiBP 414 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 A tin of Altoids filled with pebbles. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 I give you, MECHAGODZILLA!!!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,777 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 One of these... 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 July 25, 2024 Share July 25, 2024 3 minutes ago, Mirage said: One of these... Take this riveting Ultrakill gameplay 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drama Llama 901 July 26, 2024 Share July 26, 2024 It's dangerous to go unequiped. Take these: *gives fireproof matches* 1 New friends (you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EtchASketch 3,399 July 26, 2024 Share July 26, 2024 I give you really powerful toothpaste. Super effective to use against people with sensitive teeth. 1 "People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it." - Princess Bubblegum “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad.” – Marceline the Vampire Queen "Someone pricked their finger, and someone else was stabbed. Just because one injury is more minor doesn't mean you should downplay their pain. Either wound could worsen in condition and they could get sepsis. Pain is pain and it still hurts." – Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 14,225 July 26, 2024 Share July 26, 2024 *gives you a spatula* Go! Do a crime! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iforgotmybrain 7,083 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 How about a frying pan? Could be multi-use as both a weapon and umbrella if you're clever enough 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 (edited) Here, take this perfectly functional Death Star II drone I found in the crawlspace of my closet that I may or my not have used to earn several degrees of manslaughter Edited July 27, 2024 by Lawyer Slip 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,777 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 How about this pencil... It's full of LEAD. 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 1 minute ago, Mirage said: How about this pencil... It's full of LEAD. Have my search history. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,777 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 Rayla's sword... 1 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 Moments ago, Mirage said: Rayla's sword... Have my aluminum baseball bat 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,777 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 Take this tree! 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Slip 3,024 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 2 minutes ago, Mirage said: Take this tree! Take my Logi keyboard 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiBP 414 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 A lit candle and a box of fireworks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drama Llama 901 July 27, 2024 Share July 27, 2024 Careful with this item *gives you a tineless fork* 1 New friends (you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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