Ask Heavy Weapons Pony

[Perfect Bio 121]

 

 

 

Hello there, I am Heavy Weapons Pony. I kill Blu pony and eat Sandvitch.

I am here today to answer question. 

[Samurai Heavy 53]

'Ey! That sandwich is a freakin' spy!

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

Hey heavy, how do I make sandvich

[Perfect Bio 121]

Hey heavy, how do I make sandvich

[Toon Richard 534]

Your gun is now golden, and shoots bullets that kill blue team guys instantly.
Reaction?

[Skye42 59]

What do you think of the medic? 

[Perfect Bio 121]

Your gun is now golden, and shoots bullets that kill blue team guys instantly.

Reaction?

Sahsa already kill blu instantly. And man like me don't need gold, just the thrill of kill.

 

 

What do you think of the medic? 

MEDIC IS BEST FRIEND!

[Standard User 2,127]

Hello Heavy, I am your good friend the Medical-person! I am most certainly not a BLU spy! Do you want to go into the other room where no one else is and eat a sandwich sandvich with me?

[Perfect Bio 121]

Hello Heavy, I am your good friend the Medical-person! I am most certainly not a BLU spy! Do you want to go into the other room where no one else is and eat a sandwich sandvich with me?

You are not Spy, yet you are no Medic. You are pesky scout.

Go annoy other team Scout, no time for shenanigans. 

[Toon Richard 534]

Heavy, If your not killing the STUPID blueteam, then what do you do in your free time?

[Perfect Bio 121]

Heavy, If your not killing the STUPID blueteam, then what do you do in your free time?

There is little time where Heavy does not kill Blu.

But when that time come, I organize my hat collection.

[Samurai Heavy 53]

Is anypony even payin' attention to me?

I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES!

[Perfect Bio 121]

Is anypony even payin' attention to me?

I. EAT. YOUR. SANDWICHES!

 

  

You touch sandvitch, and i will promise you PAIN WITHOUT END.

[Toon Richard 534]

I give you cherry bombs to use against blu team!
Want em?

[Perfect Bio 121]

I give you cherry bombs to use against blu team!

Want em?

Bwahaha!

They so tiny! 

Cherry is not bomb, Cherry is food!

[Toon Richard 534]

Just watch.
*Throws Cherry Bomb at blu team's medic, Then it blows up.*
See?
And if you have a packet of these, You can destroy multiple blu team members!

Heh, this is fun.
*Throws multiple Cherry bombs at a blu scout, killing him*
Have a toss at that spy over there.

[Senor Citizen 516]

I never liked you!

YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME!

Stop hiding and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

[Perfect Bio 121]

Just watch.

*Throws Cherry Bomb at blu team's medic, Then it blows up.*

See?

And if you have a packet of these, You can destroy multiple blu team members!

 

Heh, this is fun.

*Throws multiple Cherry bombs at a blu scout, killing him*

Have a toss at that spy over there.

Oh, Cherry is bomb.

I don't do bombs. Sasha is the only thing I need (Except Sandvitch).

However, I know Demoman that might be intrested.

 

 

I never liked you!

YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME!

Stop hiding and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

SOLDIER

I WILL RIP RIG CAGE OUT OF YOUR CHEST IF YOU INSULT ME AGIAN

[Senor Citizen 516]

@, STARS AND STRIPES BEAT HAMMER AND SICKLE, LOOK IT UP!

[Toon Richard 534]

Heavy, Want me to blow @ up for you?

[Senor Citizen 516]

@

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9d/Soldier_sf12_bombinomicon01.wav?t=20121027175842

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/65/Soldier_sf12_bombinomicon02.wav?t=20121027175840

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b5/Soldier_sf12_bombinomicon03.wav?t=20121027175844

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

I am pretty sure I can out smart bullet...

[Perfect Bio 121]

I am pretty sure I can out smart bullet...

But can you outsmart fist?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,138]

But can you outsmart fist?

Yes.

[Twi Rubix 726]

Heavy: Who is tiny imposter? There is only one Heavy Weapons Guy, and Heavy is right here!

 

Heavy thinks you should leave before Sasha gets itch to start shooting...