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"why would P- never mind. But this gives me an idea! We could use Pornographic magazines to distract the guards! It's certainly much less of a spectacle than a giant storm in the middle of town.". Ten chuckled. "derpy, I need you to go and buy every sexy magazine that you can lay your hooves on!".

 

Derpy was confused, as she didn't hear the earlier context, but went out to buy the mags anyways.

 

*Facehoof.*

"Thats never going to work bro."


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"as long as you can match my stealthy skills!" Ten said as he tried to do a hoof(hand)stand. He failed miserably and landed in his face. "ow"

 

Derpy was getting strange looks from the pony working the counter, but she still shamefully bought every last dirty magazine in stock. <please don't let anypony see me> she gulped as she rushed back for sugarcube corner.


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"as long as you can match my stealthy skills!" Ten said as he tried to do a hoof(hand)stand. He failed miserably and landed in his face. "ow"

 

Derpy was getting strange looks from the pony working the counter, but she still shamefully bought every last dirty magazine in stock. <please don't let anypony see me> she gulped as she rushed back for sugarcube corner.

 

*Apollo smirked after seeing PT's failure.* "Good job bro. Very professional. Wonderbolt worthy Im sure." *Apollo said jokingly*

 

 

(You are so friggen mean to Derpy.)


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"har har har, don't forget that I know how to demolish houses." ten groaned.

 

Derpy burst In through the door, fortunately she had attracted no attention from passerby. "you owe me one, you jerk" derpy dropped the mags on the floor and glared at Ten.


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"But lightning can't sleep with your mother. HEYO!!! ROASTED!" Power Ten had his best trollface on.

 

*Apollo laughed out loud at that one.* "Nice one bro." *Brohoof*

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"Okay, so whats the next step in the plan?"


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"anyways, we should probably get back to the situation at hoof. Is everypony ready do depart for canterlot?"

 

"In one second."

*Apollo flew back to his cloud home went into his room, put something on, then flew back to the meeting place in a slick suit and sunglasses with his mane swept back.*

"Now I'm ready. And I've got spare sunglasses for everyone."


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"way ahead of you" Ten pulled out his aviators and struck the most badass pose imaginable.

 

(ugh, gonna go to sleep)

 

"Nice initiative bro. But now you need a badass outfit to match. I got Rarity to make this suit for me. Its actually an exact copy of what I'm going to wear to my wedding. I had her make two. Just in case. I think you need like, a leather jacket. With leather imported from the Griffon countries."

 

(Gotta go now. Later broines)


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"Heh, go ahead and wear your little outfits, Im pretty sure me being able to control electricity is good enough, plus I can do this" Static then concentrated, and when he opened his eyes, they were shining a bright cyan blue as was his cutiemark, sparks flying off his body as he did so.


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"Sunglasses? Oh, why not?" Twilight slipped on the shades.

 

"Okay, I think we are able to sneak in, but I think we'll need to be separated in groups, and we can each do something. Im thinking of 3 different groups. One team distracts guards, one team checks the security, and one infiltrates, and talk to Princess Celestia, so who wants to be in each position? I'll be part of the infiltration group myself."


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"I'll take infiltration as well, Derpy can be on the distraction team. The guards need a pretty mare to look at" Ten gave derpy a warm smile. She just blushed.

 

"Heh, go ahead and wear your little outfits, Im pretty sure me being able to control electricity is good enough, plus I can do this" Static then concentrated, and when he opened his eyes, they were shining a bright cyan blue as was his cutiemark, sparks flying off his body as he did so.

 

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(wow seriously? Make me feel like a dick will ya?)

Ten was ashamed anyways. "I didn't mean anything by it..."

 

Derpy tried her best to break the awkward moment. "Should we, um, start over to the castle?"


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"They're on lookout, and we'll need their abilities if anything goes wrong" Ten was back to his normal, chipper attitude. "I'm gonna go get my stuff ready" He walked out the door.

 

Derpy followed Ten out to his house.

 

"Guess so, Derpy, but I haven't heard Silver and Static give his position yet..."

 

(Should I ask Rarity, or Fluttershy to help since we already have 4 of the 6?)

 

(go ahead, but I won't be controlling any new characters for now.)

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