Wake up in Bed with the avatar above you, Your reaction?

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

Hey... you were a human last time we met.

 

...

 

Well, you can still stay here. Just don't snore, I can't stand that.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

It appears an animals has wondered into my camp... *holds out some grain* 

[Fixedys 501]

Obviously a hallucination.. I can sleep it off.. *Goes back to sleep*

[cider float 2,539]

Hey who put this dead body on my bed? I said no more dead bodies!

[redshell 195]

You!

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

...I don't like the look you're giving me. And what's with the metal legs?

[redshell 195]

...I don't like the look you're giving me. And what's with the metal legs?

hacked off by raiders and this is my normal look

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

hacked off by raiders and this is my normal look

 

...Eh, could be worse, I guess. You're welcome to stay, but keep the snoring down.

[redshell 195]

...Eh, could be worse, I guess. You're welcome to stay, but keep the snoring down.

ok! I should let you know... I'm drunk!

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

ok! I should let you know... I'm drunk!

 

Yeah, I can smell it. Don't let it get to your head.

[redshell 195]

Yeah, I can smell it. Don't let it get to your head.

to fucking late. You want some whiskey?

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

to fucking late. You want some whiskey?

 

Nah, not for me. The stuff burns your throat and meddles with your brain. But worst of all, I hear it gives you hiccups. *shudders*

[redshell 195]

Nah, not for me. The stuff burns your throat and meddles with your brain. But worst of all, I hear it gives you hiccups. *shudders*

really? I've never noticed *downs whole bottle of whiskey*

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

really? I've never noticed *downs whole bottle of whiskey*

 

You probably did sometime in the past, but forgot. Also don't spill too much, that stuff stains like a 90's t-shirt.

[redshell 195]

You probably did sometime in the past, but forgot. Also don't spill too much, that stuff stains like a 90's t-shirt.

good point. I feel bad you don't have something to drink *pulls out sparkle-cola RAD* here that is nonalcoholic

[Mr F 1,522]

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

And now a cat has joined us. Hope you're hypoallergenic...

 

good point. I feel bad you don't have something to drink *pulls out sparkle-cola RAD* here that is nonalcoholic

 

Gahhh... uh...  no, thanks, I'm-I'm good.

[Mr F 1,522]

Good for you.

I am hypoallergenic, but I would still avoid touching me too much.

Soo, do you wanna build a snowman?

[redshell 195]

And now a cat has joined us. Hope you're hypoallergenic...

 

 

 

Gahhh... uh...  no, thanks, I'm-I'm good.

what's wrong with this?!

you want it?

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

what's wrong with this?!

 

I don't drink stuff before bed. Makes me have to get up in the middle of the night to take a wee.

[redshell 195]

I don't drink stuff before bed. Makes me have to get up in the middle of the night to take a wee.

oh alright

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

oh alright

 

...Cool. You cozy?

[redshell 195]

...Cool. You cozy?

I'm used to sleeping on a old worn-out bed in armor... so yeah I'm cozy

[Mr F 1,522]

what's wrong with this?!

Err, there is a pony with plate armour in my catbed. Yes, this is weird. O_o

Edited January 7, 2016 by Mr. Fluffles

[Meson Bolt 2,650]

I'm used to sleeping on a old worn-out bed in armor... so yeah I'm cozy

 

Alright then. *turns away* No snoring policy is still in effect.