Callisto 1,877 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 (edited) Greetings. I am [NAME REDACTED], a secret service agent. I am going to tell you the government's darkest secrets, because I trust you. Number 1. Kennedy's assassination was an inside job; he was killed by a monster created in our labs. Number 2. UFOs are government created, along with the aliens inside them. We are planning on having them invade Iceland. Why? I dunno. Number 3. The White House is actually green. The white is an illusion. Number 4. Roosevelt is still alive. He lives in the basement. Number 5. I'm the only secret service member that is human. All the others are lizards. Number 6. Obama sometimes wears Lincoln's hat. Number 7. Obama's car is stolen. Number 8. obama sleepz wit a teddy bear lol Edit: Even more secrets. Number 9. Joe Biden eats paper. Number 10. Obama hates all snails. Number 11. I'm the rightful president, but Obama's a greedy jerk. Edited August 6, 2013 by Callisto 7 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 Number 8. obama sleepz wit a teddy bear lol This is the greatest crime against humanity ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk Dream 137 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 Wow! I loyally swear these secrets shall be kept firmly secured inside my mind. And i knew Obama's car was stolen, i'm pretty sure there's GIF's about that. The Trixieism thread !(made by Firebolt): http://mlpforums.com/topic/49269-trixieism/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlight 7,287 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 Number 8. obama sleepz wit a teddy bear lol So tempted to giggle at how adorable that sounds. 2 matching setups with my bff pathfinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 Number 8. obama sleepz wit a teddy bear lol I KNEW IT! Pic unrelated, I just like it. "I'm done being patient. Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan."- Commander Shepard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1elKBFZcI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longgone 873 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 "Number 4. Roosevelt is still alive. He lives in the basement." Which Roosevelt? XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk Dream 137 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 (edited) I found a secret that was leaked onto the internet! Yer a wizard Obama! Edited August 6, 2013 by Dusk Dream The Trixieism thread !(made by Firebolt): http://mlpforums.com/topic/49269-trixieism/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 August 6, 2013 Author Share August 6, 2013 "Number 4. Roosevelt is still alive. He lives in the basement." Which Roosevelt? XD All of them. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusk Dream 137 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 All of them. Hey, why don't you collect as many "secrets" Obama has into your first post? I think that could turn out in a rather funny way. Without it getting racist though... But it's completely up to you. The Trixieism thread !(made by Firebolt): http://mlpforums.com/topic/49269-trixieism/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~StatesTheOblivious~ 1,795 August 6, 2013 Share August 6, 2013 (edited) Number 6. Obama sometimes wears Lincoln's hat. I bucking knew it! Edited August 6, 2013 by StatesTheOblivious "If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences." - W. I. Thomas & D. S. Thomas Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarts 1,622 August 9, 2013 Share August 9, 2013 Number 4. Roosevelt is still alive. He lives in the basement. Is Tupac also there as well? IF is best girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
--Eve-- 351 August 9, 2013 Share August 9, 2013 Number 1. Kennedy's assassination was an inside job; he was killed by a monster created in our labs. Lies! Everyone knows he was killed by this man: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf 24 August 9, 2013 Share August 9, 2013 for one moment i thought you were all serious. hmph. The Original pegasisters /) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idonotreallycare 94 August 9, 2013 Share August 9, 2013 Number 5. I'm the only secret service member that is human. All the others are lizards. I KNEW IT! Those damn lizard people have been working with the government! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 August 9, 2013 Share August 9, 2013 (edited) NASA actually was in competition with the US Air Force for Moon Landing project funding in 1959. The USAF's Project, simply numbed "Project A119" and with no codename, had ambitions of initially conducting Nuclear Weapons tests on the surface of the moon, followed by permanent military bases. These bases would be equipped with anti-personnel mines modified to puncture spacesuits, as well as using nuclear projectile recoil-less rifles to defend from potential Soviet cosmonaut attack. Carl Sagan was even involved with the research in predicting the effects of nuclear blasts on the lunar regolith. The Project was scrapped when Kennedy said he wanted a moon landing immediately ("...Before this decade is out...") and for it to be a foundation stone in Space Exploration to be a dedicately peaceful and scientific endeavour. NASA won the bid, and to this day the United States Government denies the existence of Project A119. Still, the project led to the spurious development of the Rocketdyne M-1 Engine. The M-1 was more than twice the size, with greater power and efficiency than the F-1, which powered the Saturn V as its main engine. The F-1 still today is the largest rocket engine ever built, and the M-1 would've been twice the size. Edited August 9, 2013 by Blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 August 9, 2013 Author Share August 9, 2013 Is Tupac also there as well?Yes, he's there. Elvis and Micheal Jackson are here too. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,797 August 15, 2013 Share August 15, 2013 They've cloned Abraham Lincoln. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 August 17, 2013 Author Share August 17, 2013 (edited) They've cloned Abraham Lincoln.How'd you know? Edited August 17, 2013 by Callisto Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,797 August 17, 2013 Share August 17, 2013 How'd you know? He's currently my housekeeper as a bribe to keep quiet about things I've seen because reasons. Ponysona bio, here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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