Rarity's Christmas

[VoxelBrony 65]

                                                                                        Hello, Everypony. My name is Flutter Wonder, and before I start this fan-fiction, I would like to tell you how much I appreciate you. There is nopony else who is nice to me in my life, except for the ones in this fandom. You all are like family to me. So without further or do, I present this fan-fiction to you all. I so do hope you enjoy. Also, I'm never leaving the fandom. Anyway, I dedicate this one to you. Hope you enjoy. It won't be a long one, but I will still put as much detail I can into it.

 

                                             WARNING: CONTAINS HOLIDAY SPOILERS! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU READ THIS!                                                ONLY 13+

 

                                            Genre: Humor

 

                           Rarest of Them All

 

                twas the night before Christmas, Rarity watched the snow slowly drift toward the ground. As peaceful as it was, Rarity almost fell asleep. Her friend was coming to visit her for Christmas, but Rarity did not know it yet. Her friend's name is Emerald. Emerald was a mare, with a bright green coat, mane, and tail, Except blue stripes ran through her tail.

 

                After about 45 minutes, Emerald shown up at the door. Rarity's eyes grew big. Rarity gracefully opened the door. "I haven't seen you in four years!" They both said at the same time. Rarity began to show Emerald her sweet new fashion line. "It's called Fat Mom!" Rarity said. "Fat Mom, huh?" Emerald replied. "Well, check this out! this one is called Horn-E Pon-E. Rarity laughed and both went outside to play in the white snow.

 

 

                In the morning, Rarity realised she had forgotten Sweetie Belle's presents for Christmas. Rarity then became worried, she didn't know what she was to do. Sweetie Belle atleast got six presents every year, a book from Twilight, and any other thing the rest could think of. Except, this year, Rarity wouldn't be getting her a present. She knew Sweetie Belle would be upset, so Rarity had nothing else to do but wait until Sweetie Belle got home from her sleep over at The Cutie Mark Crusaders' Clubhouse.

 

                After about 10 minutes, Sweetie Belle returned. She only found FIVE presents under the bed. "Huh?" Sweetie Belle wondered why she only had five presents instead of six. "Hey, Rarity, doesn't Santa Claus bring me five presents, plus yours equals six?" Sweetie Belle asked. Rarity sighed. "Look Sweetie Belle, darling, I forgot to give you a present this year. You see, my old friend, Emerald, came over and we both got really drunk and high, so we passed out. I forgot all about it.

 

Sweetie Belle's eyes started to tear up. "B-b-b-but how could you forget your own sister?" Sweetie Belle started to gain a larger tone of voice and again, her eyes teared up even more. "Well... atleast I have these.... But i'm not letting this go yet." Sweetie Belle opened her first present. It was a book entitled "Young Unicorn Magic." "That's funny, I always get a book in the same exact wrapping paper..."

 

Sweetie Belle opened her second present. It was a card which held 40 bits. The card said "Remember, Rainbow Dash is the most awesome, daring, outrageous, dynamic, high-flying pony ever. Have a great Christmas, kiddo." "How come I always get a present that says how awesome Rainbow Dash is?" Sweetie Belle wondered. She started to open the third. It was marijuana. Sweetie Belle smiled. "SCORE!" She yelled.

 

The fourth present was a certificate. It said "turn this  in to Fluttershy, and you will get a free pet bunny! if you'd like..." Sweet! another rabbit out of the other 3 i've gotten over the past holiday. The next present was the fifth. Inside was a buttload of poop. Sweetie Belle gasped. "Oh! Its poop! I love poop!" Sweetie Belle ate the nasty, green, soft poop.

 

Sweetie Belle was now ready to give Rarity the beatdown of her lifetime, but instead did something different. Sweetie Belle instead yelled at Rarity. Sweetie Belle went all up in her face. "HOW DARE YOU FORGET ME! I COULD HURT YOU! BUT I WON'T BECAUSE I ACTUALLY CARE!" Sweetie Belle shouted. Rarity began to tear up. "Im so sorry, Sweetie Belle. You see, Santa Claus... isn't actually real. It's actually been me and the others giving you presents. Darling, we aren't made of money and we can't get too much...

 

"Wait... He isn't real?" Sweetie Belle said back. "No, Sweetie." "Okay... but that still doesn't have anything to do with you and Emerald getting high." Sweetie Belle replied. "Oh yeah... right." Rarity said back. Later that night, Sweetie Belle took out her marijuana. She smoked and smoked and smoked... then she started hallucinating. "I'm freaking out!" she said, but then she fell down on the street and got mugged.

 

                                                   The End

 

This is tributed by Flutter Wonder to bronies everywhere, who treat me like family, and you all are like family to me, and I couldn't be any more greatful. Thank you, so much.

 

                                                                      -Flutter Wonder

 

 

Edited October 6, 2013 by Flutter Wonder