Shinespark 16 January 2, 2014 Share January 2, 2014 (edited) Don't get me wrong, chinese food has its moments of awesomeness. But when I'm done with the actual food, it reaches a point where it royally annoys me. When I'm looking for a quick peek into the next few days they give me this... You are the mast of every situation. WHAT. WAS. THAT? It's more of an inspirational quote than a blast of future. People working in the fortune cookie factory need to step up their game! I was mostly wondering if any other pony has had a particularly bad "fortune"? If so, I'd love to read what it said. Edited January 3, 2014 by Shine Spark 1 Stay Cool and Dig Giant Robots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx 258 January 6, 2014 Share January 6, 2014 The road to riches is paved with homework. 3 Aim high kid, but don't aim for the impossible - Rainbow Dash ^Amazing Signature by the great and powerful Lunia!^ >My Request Shop< MLP Forum's self-proclaimed evil enchantress. > My Deviantart< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowaiser 30 January 6, 2014 Share January 6, 2014 CONFOUND THESE FORTUNE COOKIES!THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZTbycrisCk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neon Fire 473 January 6, 2014 Share January 6, 2014 I still have this one because it was hilarious. It said "You enjoy the small ones, but always win the big ones" o.o 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted Lattice 131 January 6, 2014 Share January 6, 2014 What the actual hell are with those fortunes? Now I'm curious to see what awful ones I can scrounge up on the internet... "Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done?" "Very often you cannot help thinking of somebody." "Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A. A cloud." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Flurry 173 January 6, 2014 Share January 6, 2014 I still have this one because it was hilarious. It said "You enjoy the small ones, but always win the big ones" o.o Wow thats got to be the best fourtune i've ever heard! Wonder what the people at the factory were thinking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,993 January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 It's more of an inspirational quote than a blast of future. People working in the fortune cookie factory need to step up their game! It really seems like they're phoning it in if they're actually seemingly tailoring their own "fortunes" so that it's easier to append the cliché witticism "...in bed." "You will always be successful in your professional career" [in bed] would make very little sense to any realist or castrated race horse. On the whole I ignore their messages unless I want to see if the lucky numbers add to junctive primes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mlpfan185 1,763 January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 (edited) Something was here. Something was here. Something was here. Edited October 10, 2018 by NONAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReverseFaller 2,483 January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 Add "in bed" to the end of you fortune, from you fortune cookie. Hilarity will ensue. Credit for the signature goes to Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Master~ Button Mash 2,307 January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 I've gotten those before with NO fortune in them. Am I gonna die? ._. Follow me on Tumblr! http://stratosthestallion.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinespark 16 January 7, 2014 Author Share January 7, 2014 I got another one a little while ago that said... Behind an able man there are always. There are always what? I guess the future is even more vague than I thought it was. Stay Cool and Dig Giant Robots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie Dust 85 January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 lol some funny ones I saw people get were "you will be hungry again in one hour" "some fortune cookies contain no fortune" "marriage allows you to annoy one special person for the rest of your life" and "ignore previous cookie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruddboy Olaf 10,628 January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 One time my brother's was this. "Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through someone's mind all day long." That's all I can remember. The only time we get fortune cookies is when we go to the "World Buffet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Argumedies 1,748 January 7, 2014 Share January 7, 2014 I love it.. Chinese food... made in America. I don't know when or why I started doing this but I have a "habit" of only eating half the fortune cookie and crumbling the other half and setting it out for the birdies... if it for luck... it hasn't worked yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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