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10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart


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78. Send out a mass text to random people "Meet at Wal-mart wearing suit and fedora.  Best dressed wins $100."

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AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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81. Reenact The Battle of Hastings with Nerf weapons.

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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Turn random merchandise upside down or move to random spots, then watch as people are confused why a lamp is in the food section.

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85. Wear a blue shirt, stand at the entrance pretending to be a greeter and greet everyone coming in by saying "Sorry, we're open."  Then tell everyone leaving "Thank you for leaving."

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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86. Plant a Spanish Flag and say, "I claim this land for Spain!"

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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91. Recite Poems over the intercom about rocks.

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I know there's a place you walked
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken cup
I only feel right on my knees.
I spit out like a sewer hole
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
After such a love as this?

       The Who

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94.  Walk around the store in front of the security cameras, acting suspiciously such as stopping a lot, looking around, looking over your shoulder and shifting nervously.

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NAME:  GAMEANGEL147

 

AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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97. Walk in wearing a black hoodie (hood up), sunglasses, black gloves, and carrying a backpack with a cheap calculator taped to a suspicious looking device inside. Acting suspiciously, in clear view of the security cameras, take the backpack off, punch random buttons on the calculator, and walk out, leaving the bag behind and continuing to act suspiciously. 

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98. Buy a tent and camping supplies, but instead of leaving the store, go to a corner of the store and set up camp.

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AFFILIATION:  MANE 9

 

GOAL:  TO LOVE AND TOLERATE AND EAT TACOS

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Pretend to be blind, and constantly bump into people and knock things over. (Not to be mean to blind people, I know that they're not always that clumsy)

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102. Get a large group of people with portable speakers (like boom boxes) and recordings of large dogs barking, and gather in a  back corner of the store. Go on the intercom and say "unleash the hounds". That is your groups cue to play the recordings, advance and spread out.

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