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Corn Knight

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  1. ^ Maybe next-time Jeffrow You may need to take Corn anti-depression pills.
  2. Question: Does soda count as Corn or as Corn Pesticides?
  3. ^ Well Floop you too! I can't always be at my top shape! Give me 5 gallons of milk and a lighter, then you will see what happens when you insult me at the time i'm gassy!
  4. ^ I don't get it Maybe it's those pesticides I took to make me trippy.
  5. I am watching Star_ and Jerma. If your wondering how, I am on my corn powered computer. It has a lot of power but needs constant corn.

  6. The Corn Knights could be like 5 inches tall and there swords could be like corn leafs and nopony would take them seriously until they overwhelmed them with there huge population.
  7. ^ Now those are my kind of people! But Corn Knights are still more interesting.
  8. Could there be Corn Knights who tried to steal the ponies crops?
  9. ^ Man, why you gotta be mean to the corn, THOSE 2 CORN POPS WERE MY GRANDPARENTS.
  10. Okay evreyone, you all are doing good. Some of you may become my interns, but only if you are up to the task.
  11. *I think to myself as i sit in my corn field* "Maybe the Ponies taste like hobbitses, how wonderfully juicy they will be!"
  12. Okay! I am going to set traps for your unicorn minions so that when they step on them they will attract my pet crows who are designed to eat unicorns. beat that!
  13. You tigers have been stealing my corn for years! Tell me the location of your base, I know it is somewhere in the sky because i see you fly into it when i chase you away!
  14. Get off my Corn field! *pulls out corn shotgun and fires in a random direction*
  15. ...... you will never outsmart me with my corn army by my side.
  16. Your joke is corny... oh wait, I am corny.
  17. You are lucky, I don't classify popcorn as corn. If you hated normal corn you wouldn't be happy right now, because you would be tied up in a corn field.
  18. I belive in Corn aliens, they abduct you and shove corn into your nose. I have seen them mostly in canada.
  19. You guys have done good so far, but I (The great and powerfull Corn Knight) need more corn posts. SO GET ON IT!
  20. Name idea: Corn If you hate that name then eat more corn
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