GuyWithAName 106 March 24, 2014 Share March 24, 2014 Okay me and my friend have solved out that Wal*Mart is evil. here is some of their diabolical plans: *they bought out NASA and made space up so they can keep the funding money (the moon landing and take of video is a green screen of a guy with a toy) and used it to fund later schemes. This is true because there is only Earth, the moon, the sun and satellites, *this moves us to the evil satellites that they sent up that monitor are every thought and action (only tinfoil and eating jaffa cakes can stop them, I wore a tinfoil hat in school and got away with it for a BIT). *they did 9/11. well this one is proven, in the future Wal*Mart's evil plans are foiled by the world trade center mixing things up, so they went back in time and blew them up :0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nine 707 March 24, 2014 Share March 24, 2014 I think you're going to want to find yourself a more reputable dealer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyWithAName 106 March 24, 2014 Author Share March 24, 2014 I think you're going to want to find yourself a more reputable dealer. * hides "friendship" * what, what do you mean DEALER?, I ain't on nothin' kid. I think you're going to want to find yourself a more reputable dealer. also, enjoy your cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nine 707 March 24, 2014 Share March 24, 2014 Okay but you have to take a bite out of it first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyWithAName 106 March 24, 2014 Author Share March 24, 2014 Okay but you have to take a bite out of it first. OKAY *passes out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 March 24, 2014 Share March 24, 2014 It all makes sense now! How did I not realize this sooner? Listen, they cannot know that we know, we need to buy more tinfoil for hats, and I think it is on sale right now at walmart. Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adorkable 2,737 March 24, 2014 Share March 24, 2014 I don't like Wal-Mart either, but that sounds a little extreme. ^^" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyWithAName 106 March 24, 2014 Author Share March 24, 2014 I don't like Wal-Mart either, but that sounds a little extreme. ^^" extreme, I prefer enlightened, enlightened by his noodly appendage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adorkable 2,737 March 24, 2014 Share March 24, 2014 extreme, I prefer enlightened, enlightened by his noodly appendage I mean, I worked for them before, and they are some cold hearted bastards, 'tis not a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyWithAName 106 March 24, 2014 Author Share March 24, 2014 I mean, I worked for them before, and they are some cold hearted bastards, 'tis not a lie. hmm, they killed my wife and kids somehow (I have such fond memories of them not existing, why would they do such a thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Bird 421 March 24, 2014 Share March 24, 2014 Wow i thought I was the only one Check out my youtube channel and my soundcloud too! https://soundcloud.com/sonic_force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChosenPony 279 March 25, 2014 Share March 25, 2014 "Dont go in there! The prices are too low!" Thats what a man told me walking out with a big cart of stuff on my first day going to walmart I guess he was right after all May the force be with you, always Subscribe to my youtube channel, It'll give you a laugh, hell maybe two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyWithAName 106 March 27, 2014 Author Share March 27, 2014 "Dont go in there! The prices are too low!" Thats what a man told me walking out with a big cart of stuff on my first day going to walmart I guess he was right after all be afraid, be very afraid of cheap tuna fish prices! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikkers 29 April 1, 2014 Share April 1, 2014 I just say their evil cause i work inside one ( not for walmart) and they NEVER restock the ponies. and its always the crappy stuff. I demand the ponies https://www.youtube.com/user/princessNIKKERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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