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WAL*MART conspiracy


GuyWithAName

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Okay me and my friend have solved out that Wal*Mart is evil.

here is some of their diabolical plans:

*they bought out NASA and made space up so they can keep the funding money (the moon landing and take of video is a green screen of a guy with a toy) and used it to fund later schemes. This is true because there is only Earth, the moon, the sun and satellites,

*this moves us to the evil satellites that they sent up that monitor are every thought and action (only tinfoil and eating jaffa cakes can stop them, I wore a tinfoil hat in school and got away with it for a BIT).

*they did 9/11. well this one is proven, in the future Wal*Mart's evil plans are foiled by the world trade center mixing things up, so they went back in time and blew them up :0

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extreme, I prefer enlightened, enlightened by his noodly appendage

 

I mean, I worked for them before, and they are some cold hearted bastards, 'tis not a lie.


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I mean, I worked for them before, and they are some cold hearted bastards, 'tis not a lie.

hmm, they killed my wife and kids somehow (I have such fond memories of them not existing, why would they do such a thing) :(

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"Dont go in there! The prices are too low!"

 

Thats what a man told me walking out with a big cart of stuff on my first day going to walmart

 

I guess he was right after all

be afraid, be very afraid of cheap tuna fish prices!

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