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What would you do?  

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  1. 1. What would you do if your favorite pony beat you up?

    • Cry
      8
    • Give a swift punch back
      2
    • Try to get away
      6
    • A quick kick to the crotch (keep in mind the main 6 are female)
      1
    • Kiss
      10
    • Bear hug
      10
    • Tickle time!
      12
    • Eat 'em
      1
    • Hold >name of your favorite pony< down and force >name of your favorite pony< to fart rainbows
      2
    • Resolve the fighting with peace talk and friendship! :D
      17
    • Other
      11
    • RAPE (I'm just seeing who would do it [troll face])
      6

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ghostfacekiller39
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If Rarity was beating me up, I'd just take it as her being into BDSM #Rarityismymistress  

That 80s Pony
That 80s Pony

I would be so sad if Twilight beat me up.    I believe the most reasonable answer would be to resolve our conflict with peace and friendship. Then she would have something to write in her journal fu

Ruddboy Olaf
Ruddboy Olaf

I imagine I'd try one of Johnny Bravo's lines.

Adachi

Adachi 772

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5fM2iE-2V8

 

 

 

Yup, she is clearly terrible at fighting.

That, and you should see what she does with her unicorn magic when fighting the changelings in the changeling arc in the comic. Especially when she pretends they're outdated fashions xD

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.” — Mark Twain

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boothnat

boothnat 13

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I'd be dead.

Luna is not merciful to her enemies.

But I would anyway have died of euphoria on seeing her, so meh.

(goes back to making Luna-self ship fics for self fulfillment.)

Actually, I'd do the last one. HELL YUS.

*Clop clop clop clop clop clop*

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Harmonic Revelations

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I'd make my mentor, Molestia, proud.  :fiery:

 

What am I going to do, beat up Equestrian Royalty? Even if I did fight back and win, I'd have to worry about her guards, and really, everybody in Equestria who supports her rule coming to take me down.

 

I would probably be unable to do anything considering that I'd end up in a full body cast.

 

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I haven't watched this episode. But I'm guessing that she's pretty tough if she beats up rocks while wearing a Pickelhaube.  :comeatus:

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boothnat

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Naw.

I rather pick someone about my body legnth.

Rainbow Dash it is!

I am interested by your idea!

However, Rainbow is so short, it would be impossible for you to kiss her without grabbing her, which is rather difficult....

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CosmicHooves

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I'd make my mentor, Molestia, proud.  :fiery:

 

What am I going to do, beat up Equestrian Royalty? Even if I did fight back and win, I'd have to worry about her guards, and really, everybody in Equestria who supports her rule coming to take me down.

 

 

I haven't watched this episode. But I'm guessing that she's pretty tough if she beats up rocks while wearing a Pickelhaube.  :comeatus:

It says you picked rape.

How could you ever do that to Celestia?

I mean she's like REALLY strong? XD

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CosmicHooves

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I am interested by your idea!

However, Rainbow is so short, it would be impossible for you to kiss her without grabbing her, which is rather difficult....

I beg to differ.

I'm like 16 and I'm an average height so I guess I would be only a little bit longer than her.

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I beg to differ.

I'm like 16 and I'm an average height so I guess I would be only a little bit longer than her.

Suffice it to say, a 12 year old I know VERY VERY well is so tall Rainbow would only reach up to his stomach...

 

So is mine. We'll get along fabulously. 

Can I join here? Mine is too!

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