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[Evil Nightmares 552]

Yo, my name is Evil Nightmares. I like murder, gruesome slaughter, and (on occasion) lungs.... eating them, that is. Also flesh and eyes, but that's a whole different can of worms....... Also worms....

 

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[Guest90210 3,569]

Greetings Nightmares. Have you ever considered reaching out to find a partner to help in your... uh... line of work? I heard ghosts make good companions.

 

[Evil Nightmares 552]

  On 2014-04-25 at 6:44 AM, Rivendare said:

Greetings Nightmares. Have you ever considered reaching out to find a partner to help in your... uh... line of work? I heard ghosts make good companions.

 

Yeah, i tried having a ghost companion once but.....

They just don't shut up

[Guest90210 3,569]

I see I see...Maybe ghosts don't make the best of companions. And since they're floating around you can't really do anything about it either. 

 

Anyways, I have another question...What's your favorite weapon of choice for your line of work? And on a weekly basis how many would you say you use on your clients?

[Evil Nightmares 552]

  On 2014-04-25 at 3:55 PM, Rivendare said:

I see I see...Maybe ghosts don't make the best of companions. And since they're floating around you can't really do anything about it either. 

 

Anyways, I have another question...What's your favorite weapon of choice for your line of work? And on a weekly basis how many would you say you use on your clients?

I love all of my "unique tools". Buuuuut if i had to pick a favorite then i would have to say that my Royal Kukri machete is by far the messiest and most fun to use.

As for the "clients" thing, well, that depends on what mood i'm in. I am very picky about what tool to use on each client. Everypony's unique and therefor deserves a unique tool in turn.

Decisions Decisions.

[ZaneKata 0]

Hey, Evil Nightmares, can I have hugs, please?