Sing this to the tune of “My Favorite Things” from The Sound of Music.

Verse 1:

Doctors with Roses,

And whiskers on kittens,

Diamond Dog diggers

And boastful magicians,

A Bear brought to town by a pair of dumb boys,

These are a few of Equestria’s joys.

Verse 2:

Derpy-eyed ponies delivering mail,

Hostile takeovers, all doomed to fail,

A whole town of ponies in love with a toy,

These are a few of Equestria’s joys.

Bridge:

When the Queen schemes,

When Tirek roars,

When you’re feeling sad,

Simply remember Equestria’s joys,

And then you won’t feel so bad…

Verse 3:

The Magic of Friendship defeating the bad guys,

An Alicorn Princess controlling the night sky,

Great female role-models for all girls and boys,

These are a few of Equestria’s joys!