Kyoshi

Platform: One that isn't very high, he doesn't like heights

Genre: Third-pony Weirdness

Publisher/Developer: Kyobisoft/Kyotronic Art

ESRB: K for Kookies. That Kyoshi loves.

Price: Your mental sanity

Kyoshi, a pony of many words. A pony of many weirds. A pony that plays video games. He sure loves those video games. He plays video games a lot. How a lot? Does forgetting to breathe sometimes count?

One might be thinking, what is Kyoshi like? Well, look no further! For this review will tell you everything you need to know.

I am gonna eat some of this in a bit

Kyoshi's visual representation is stunning. The mix of strangely dark colors and a hint of blue shows that he means business of some kind. It gives a pure sense of mystery and a love for cereal. Kyoshi tends to eat a lot too. Did the colors tell you that? They should have at least! More about his visual splendor. His eyes are of blue shades and I mean come on, blue shades?!?! How could one be any more awesome?!?! It is like 50 Shade's of Kyoshi. Actually, never mind on that. Another thing, Kyoshi's overall features are friggin' amazing. I mean, just look at his NOSE!

Kyoshi's nose

As far as sound goes, Kyoshi does indeed have a voice in which he uses to produce audible noises from his mouth thing. It is a voice that has found mixed opinions. Some ponies think it sounds like the heavens making a grilled cheese sandwich of the finest quality, while others has said it sounds like an 8-bit version of a walrus singing opera while eating a heavenly grilled cheese sandwich. One can say this is mostly mixed opinion, but Kyoshi's voice still rings true. He talks and he talks a lot. He likes to talk, except when he doesn't like to talk. Let's get a word from him now.

Astounding. It is like watching a box of cereal fall over.

Now, Kyoshi isn't perfect. He has some flaws. Kyoshi once owned a PS Vita. Ouch. Gonna have to drop a few points there buddy. Kyoshi also sometimes speaks in a very odd third pony manner. I mean, why does he do that? He is writing a review about himself, what a weirdywabblewooby. He also makes up really weird words. Kyoshi, stop being such a dingledanglediggysnibble.

Final Verdict of Verdictness that Kyoshi is extending to make the review even longer what no he's not you have no proof I am just gonna step over here *dodododododooododododo*

Thank you for reading this millennial Turbo Review! Remember, if you don't know what you want for lunch, play a video game. Forever.