Hey.  Y'know what really grinds my gears?  When I try to make a Grind My Gears post that's just supposed to be funny, and then everyone gets all serious on my ass, starts riding my back, starts gettin' all over my case, gets all up in my grill, and they go all, (*mocking tone*) "Maybe you wouldn't have such a problem with that thing if you just learned how to do it and stopped whining."  Suck all the fun out of my blog, why don't you.  So I guess what REALLY grinds my gears is... YOU, MLP FORUMS!  F*CK YOU!

Hey, I'm just kidding.  It's only a joke.  Lighten up.  That's the whole point: lighten up.  You folks are alright.