Only the stallions are gonna get this one.

Y'know what really grinds my gears?  When I pee and it splashes out of the bowl.  No matter how I do it, where I aim, or how careful I am, half the time tiny little flecks of urine splash all over the place.  I go barefoot in the house, and I often feel little pinpricks of pee hitting the tops of my feet.  I have to clean them constantly after I go.  It's horrible.  And my shower curtain is right next to the toilet, (only about 8 or so inches away) and it gets tiny drops of urine on it constantly. I try to spot clean it, but it's so damn hard and annoying.  Most of the time I just ignore it, and then the curtain builds up a nasty residue and I have to take it down and launder it.

Mares--you all think us stallions have it so sweet being able to pee standing up.  Well, I'm tellin' you--the grass is never greener.  Every side has it's inconveniences, and I'm so f*ckin' sick of cleaning urine off my feet, the carpet, and the shower curtain.  And that's why I've made a decision: from now on, I'm sitting down.  Takes a few extra seconds, but I'd rather just be able to relax and not have it splash.  I've tried it for the past couple of weeks, and I like it.  From this day forward, girl style all the way!!