Hey. Y'know what really grinds my gears?
I hate change. No, not coins. Things changing. People say it's a good thing, but it's not. I hate when things I'm used to have to change for no good reason. Change the Butterfinger recipe? F*ck you. Discontinue my shampoo? F*ck you. Change the way the Steam library looks? F*ck you. Take away Ember's World on Fire? F*ck you. Nerf my riven dispos? F*ck you. Take away my Archwing barrel rolling? Eat dirt and die. Change my climate? F*ck you, carbon. Take all of the seasons of The Simpsons off of my On Demand and move them to Disney +? F*ckin' F*ck you, Disney. Discontinue extended support for Windows 7? F*CK YOU, MICROSOFT. F*CK YOU TO OBLIVION, F*CK YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF TARTARUS!!
Yeah, yeah, I know--change is necessary, and SOMEtimes.... it's okay. The slow, cultural changes, like... y'know, ending slavery... or legalizing gay marriage... that stuff's good. But I'm talkin' about changing my little stuff, y'know? Discontinuing products I'm used to. Logging into a game to find out they updated it and totally f*cked my builds. That kind of stuff. I'm just being a whiny little b*tch at the moment because I feel like it. I've had to cope with a lot of difficult changes lately. I just want everything in my life to freeze. Is that so much to ask? I really hate dealing with it, especially when it's just some bogus aesthetic change that just makes something harder to use, or a totally unwanted, unwelcome change to a longtime favorite food recipe or some sh*t like that. F*ck that sh*t.