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That Was Incredibly Rude

Shanks

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I met a lovely gentleman today named assface who share with me a grave concern about salmonella poisoning. Okay so that is not his real name but for the purposes of this blog that is what I am going to call him. Because my wall load (yogurt, cheese, eggs, juice ect...) came so early that it got there before the milk load it was a lot more difficult and time consuming than usual to break down and work the milk load which put me really far behind. Assface freaked out and yelled at me because *gasp* get ready wait for it you are going to love this...

 

HE FOUND A FEW EGG CARTONS WITH BROKEN EGGS!

 

Can you believe it the nerve of me for not being able to alter physics and make eggs which are one of the most fragile things ever unbreakable? I tried to explain to assface that I was behind but his majesty decreed that unless I bent over and put my lips on his decrepit behind that he will complain to the corporate office and the health department. If I didn't need my job or didn't care I would have said this "yes sir do you want me to do that before or after I chew your food and wipe your butt for you?"

 

But since the customer is always supposedly always right and I had the order from management I had to check every egg carton on the shelf, so I had to take the product I had out back to the cooler and take this shopping cart full of cardboard to the bailer and go to the front to get another shopping cart to put the broken egg cartons in and come back literally no more than a minute or two later and assface scolds me again and orders me to "do it now".

 

But maybe I am being a tad cruel to this guy, it was unprofessional and inappropriate for me to divert some attention away from his holiness the second coming of Jesus Christ himself to put away highly perishable product I had out at room temperature and clean up my own cardboard and get a new shopping cart to put the broken egg cartons in when I could have just said "screw physics" and had a black hole come suck up all the broken egg cartons and leave the good ones intact.

 

So this puts me behind by at least an hour possibly even more than that and I barely find anything, but hey it is not like I was doing anything anyway. Yep, I may complain about how hard I get screwed at work but it is all a lie all I do all day is hang out in the cooler brink beer and play pool and occasionally come up front to the checkstands to play video games and eat Doritos.

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Nightfall

You aren't paid much and you have to put up with this while Congress and pro sports players are paid a ton and they don't seem to have as many problems as you... What have we come to?

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Acoustic Cloud

Dude I know exactly how that is! I used to work at a grocery store as a courtesy clerk

*Thumps chest with fist*
I feel you man.


That is a pain...

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Just some guy

Ohhh man,if I were you,I would've kissed major ass and offer to buy new egg cartons to make it up to him.Then proceed to put all the cracked eggs into numerous cartons and buy said cartons for him.

 

On a tad more serious note,that's some pretty massive BS you have to put up with.Hope you can find/get a better job soon,if the previous blog entries are any indicator of how bad it must be.

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Twilight Circuits

As much as i can understand what it is you're saying... I lost some respect when you said you slack off all the time... I know there's crap jobs out there. Celestia knows, i've done enough of them but that doesn't mean i didn't give it my best either. You can still earn a good rep and get a better job simply because of honest and hard work ethics.

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Feather Spiral

Circuits, I think that last paragraph was meant to be purely cynical.

I mean... what kind of job would it be where you'd be ONLY slacking off most of the time? Except in France, but I doubt Prodigy lives in France.

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Shanks

As much as i can understand what it is you're saying... I lost some respect when you said you slack off all the time... I know there's crap jobs out there. Celestia knows, i've done enough of them but that doesn't mean i didn't give it my best either. You can still earn a good rep and get a better job simply because of honest and hard work ethics.

 

You seriously couldn't tell I was being sarcastic when I said that? I may hate this job with a passion but if I really slacked off that much I would have been given the boot a long time ago.

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Twilight Circuits

If we were face to face my sarcasm meter works just fine if not better then normal. But, reading something on the net is a little different. It's also the way you wrote it which didn't really hint on sarcasm. Then main reason it would do that is because I actually see a lot of people with that attitude in real life and they're the same people that complain they never get ahead in life. My last place I worked at layed me off because I got really upset at a company meeting when everyone was lieing and i proved it to be true. One employee had numerous complaints about the smell of alcohol and other employees complained about his drinking and his workmanship sucked. Funny he still has a job...

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Bohtty

You aren't paid much and you have to put up with this while Congress and pro sports players are paid a ton and they don't seem to have as many problems as you... What have we come to?

Try not being able to do anything in public because you get swarmed. Or any small thing you do is document and criticized. Obviously the money makes up for it, but it makes for a poor example.

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