Work 2
(Quotations mean thoughts inside my head, emboldened text means stuff I or customers actually say.)
6:00 am: *alarm clock* "Up and at 'em, Erika. You ain't gonna get anything done by being lazy..."
6:25 am: "And now the bracelets come off..."
6:30 am: "Shower on, step in... JESUS! coldcoldcoldcoldturnitupturnitup- Ahhh..."
6:43 am: " 5...4...3...2...1... Shower off, step out... Dry my hair (God, I wish my hair was longer), dry my body...
6:45 am: "On go the socks and the underwear... Pants, shirt... Tuck my hair into the hat (I hate doing this. What's so bad about males with long hair? All the females at work have much longer hair than I do. Fucking sexists...)... Brush my teeth, my gums are bleeding, as ever...
6:50 am: "Glasses on, wallet and pen in pocket, let's go."
7:00 am: "Knock knock muthafuckas, it's your favorite awkward teenage employee!"
7:15 am: "God damn, only fifteen minutes have gone by? Jesus, this is gonna be a long day..."
8:00 am: "One hour down, seven to go." *sigh*
8:30 am: "Grabbin' cups...Grabbin' peelz... Louis is a funny character... Left 4 Dead looks like a fun game... It's only 15 bucks on Steam... I wish I had 15 bucks on my debit card... Oh right, cups."
9:00 am: "Nine o' clock and all is... decent."
10:00 am: "Half an hour to lunch. Excellent."
10:30 am: *Manager walks up* "Cameron, I'd like you to take over on drive-thru." "Okay first off, don't call me Cameron. And second, WHAT?! Why would you make me do drive-thru? Don't you know my job is bad enough already?! Why do you torture me like this?!" "Okay." I weakly reply. "At least it's only for half an hour..."
11:00 am: "Okay Cameron, I'll take over from here." "Don't fucking call me Cameron..." "Okay." *take off headset* "For the love of God, take it! Get that damn headset away from me!"
11:05 am: "Uh, Robert? You gonna, uh... Send me on break? No? Mkay..."
11:30 am: "I'm starving... Robert, send me on break already..."
12:00 pm: Random Customer: "Excuse me sir, could I get a refill on this coffee?" *I take coffee cup* "Don't call me 'sir', you son of a bitch..." *give customer back his coffee* "Thank you, sir!" "DON'T FUCKING CALL ME 'SIR'!!!!!"
1:00 pm: "Rooooooooooooooooooobert... I'm huuuuuuuuuuuuuuungry... Send me on break, please..."
1:30 pm: "About fuckin' time... Large Big Mac meal, here I come..."
2:00 pm: "One hour left... just one hour... just survive one last hour..."
2:15 pm: *random kid comes up to order* "I'll have a *blablabla*..." "Okay, will that be for here or to go?" I reply. "For here." "Okay, that'll be *insert price here*." *hands me the cash* *I put it in my drawer* The kid says, BEFORE I'M EVEN DONE CLOSING THE DRAWER: "Can I have my drink now?" "Sure." I reply. "If you'd wait a god damn second, maybe I'd give it to you WITHOUT you having to ask me, you stupid little shit..."
2:30 pm: "Only half an hour remains... Just half an hour... Please, God, let these thirty minutes go fast..."
3:00 pm: "I'M DONE I'M DONE I'M DONE! Praise da Lord!! Now I don't have to be Cameron for another 12 hours..."
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