so yesterday i was watching Clerks 2 when the scene where Jay was dancing like Buffalo Bill. I paused the movie and searched for the song. I then proceeded to mimic Jay's/Buffalo Bill's dance. Halfway through the dance or whatever you wanna call this thing i was doing my mom walked in my room. this happened:

Mom: What the f*** are you doing?!

Me: GET OUTTA HERE! I WILL END YOU!

Mom: I failed you somewhere down the road.

I proceeded to slam the door in her face. it felt like the scene from family guy. except im not fat, nor do i have blond hair.