Me and my bro have many things in common. One of them is being raised by and around older people. Where alot of people are raised by their mother and fathers who are 30 years or older-but not exceeding 50-, me and my bro were raised by older people. For me its my grandparents and for him its his aunt and uncle.
Whenever we get together, we often share our hilarious stories about them. Here are a few:
His Uncle: *Sneezes loudly two times* Oh my~
Whenever I go out with my friends, one of them always trolls me. This friend that trolls me also trolls with me on Xbox Live. The way he trolls me is simple yet really annoying. I have sensitive spots on my body; one spot is my sides, below my armpits.
There is a term for what he does, but it eludes me as of now. Whenever I am browsing a store or looking at toys he pokes me on the sides causing me to jump up and yelp. It's funny for the first two times but after awhile it gets annoying
A little while ago I started to do the whole vine fad. At first i thought, "Oh i will just do one for the lols."
So i did one vine that was just me recording my room. I then decided to do another more thought out vine which was met with positive feedback. After that, i got hooked doing random and sometimes silly things. I get one or two like per interesting post.
One day, i just decided, "Why not try to get Vine famous? B
Usually my workplace annoys me since tourists who come to eat at my workplace are retarded. Today was a little different as i got shoved in the kitchen to make food. After two hours of getting steam blasted in my face and listening to the same rap music -crappy rap music where they sing about smacking girls and making money- the guy, whose ipod was plugged into the sound system, finally left.
Now it was just me, a new hire, and a lead in the kitchen. I plugged in my iphone and yelled out:
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows~!
I was not expecting Bronycon to be this epic when I landed in Baltimore. First thing i saw was a bunch of people in fursuits of the mane 6! How wild is that? When i got to the hotel i was gonna be sharing a room with two other forum members i was a ball of energy...or something.
1st night before the convention i could not sleep. I was excited and so full of energy. I did eventually go to sleep. when we all woke up we had missed opening ceremoni
So as we all know Xbox Live isn't the place to go for intelligent conversations with level headed adults.
Too bad i dont care. Me and another Brony friend have a ritual where we troll people (mostly try hards) on Black Ops 2.
We have rules to this such as no trolling Troops and no trolling fellow Bronies.
So our trolling is usually in game. such as flashbanging team mates, trapping the team mates,stealing care packages, and jumping in front of bullets from the team ETC.
We hold back
I'm really reluctant to post this since it has to do with my night of over drinking and fail.I then remembered no one would read really read this so i'm safe.
So a couple nights ago I had a friend over and we had a few drinks. I then went through me 4 stages of drunkeness. At the third stage the fail happened. My friend was kind enough to record our shenanigans and the dialogue went something like this:
Me: Hey hey hey~ you know who i want to visit me tonight while i sleep?
I have been playing Call of Duty Black Ops on Xbox live recently and I have decided to give up on playing seriously. I got a friend(that i got to join the herd) to go on with me and we decided let's troll people. It's the funniest thing i have ever done on Black Ops 2.
We usually just talk about random stuff, although lately its been of a certain princess (if you catch my drift.), and the people usually respond with kind words. It was pretty boring for a while. That is until we started getti
Today was the last day of winter. It could not have come any sooner. I really hate winter due to the insane coldness and constant showers. I wouldnt mind the conditions but as i grow older i have things to do which are very hard and uncomfortable to do in the winter season.
Now to get to the somewhat funny stuff. Since it was the last day of winter i decided to celebrate by singing the winter wrap up song wherever i went. My first stop was my college. I had my headphones on while i was s
Today i hung out with a friend i haven't seen in a long time. I showed him an MLP fan site and he was super confused. This is the conversation we had.
Friend: This is false! Twilight would never romance it up with Big Mac.
Me: I guess, but its just a fantasy. *goes to next page*
Friend:Why is Sootaloo homeless all of a sudden!
Me: Part of the fandom believes she is an orphan since theres no mention of her parents.
Friend: well they are wrong
i then show him some fan made OC's
so yesterday i was watching Clerks 2 when the scene where Jay was dancing like Buffalo Bill. I paused the movie and searched for the song. I then proceeded to mimic Jay's/Buffalo Bill's dance. Halfway through the dance or whatever you wanna call this thing i was doing my mom walked in my room. this happened:
Mom: What the f*** are you doing?!
Me: GET OUTTA HERE! I WILL END YOU!
Mom: I failed you somewhere down the road.
I proceeded to slam the door in her face. it felt like the s
So i went out today to hang with some friends and i had my scooter in my truck. We went out to eat at the crappiest fast food place we could find. The food was horrible, so horrible in fact that our friend got the runs. We all laughed at him every time he went to the bathroom. Yeah, we are good friends. Anyways after a couple of hours messing around at the local mall and after i bought some MLP merchandise we decided to mess around outside.
I decided to get the scooter i was borrowing and ride
So i came home today playing a song by Simgretina(brony musician) on my iphone. My mom heard it and i told her about how apparently people are hard for the stallion named Braeburn who was a cousin to Apple Jack. BIG MISTAKE! This is what went down:
Mom: That music your playing sounds like something that would play at a gaybar.
Me: I think you might be right, there are people who like Braeburn ,Appl Jacks cousin.
*proceed to show her a picture of him*
Mom: Oh so we are going into the
So today in my logics class my instructor was lecturing about how to make a valid argument with false premises and true conclusions. I was concentrating really hard on his words when all of the sudden my phone went off. It's an Iphone which i also use as an ipod so i had headphones plugged in. They were top of the line headphones and the volume was all the way up. So half way through the class i accidently turned the music on. Here is what went down:
Instructor: So in order for this statment
So I just got done talking to a friend and his sister. I wanted to borrow a scooter so i dont have to exert myself when walking to classes. I had a crush on his sister and he knew. When he said that he knew he also said i wouldn't have a chance but watching me be awkward was adorable. So i talked to his sister and this is how it went down.
Me: So do you have the scooter i can borrow?
Her: yes i will get it
*she gets the scooter and brings it to me*
Me: oh sweet thanks. I wuv you *i said j
So today was my last day of freedom before i have college. I decided i was going to spend my time wisely. I got up at 8:00 in the morning and i said to myself: " i got a lot of time." I then woke up at 10:00 and realized it was my last day. So then i had to spend the rest of the day getting back my music by re-downloading every song i knew i had. that took 6 hours. so while i was doing that i was playing Skyrim and got hooked on the Unrelenting Force shout.
I proceeded to run around the hous
So apparently my house is the coldest place on earth right now. Due to this i have to bundle up in warm cothes. So im going around the house in my pajamas a rainbow dash robe, gloves, and a jason vorhees baclava. I passed by my mother and this is the conversation that followed:
Mom: What are you wearing?
Me: What do you mean what am i wearing?
Mom: is that a robe?
Me: Yeah so?
Mom: What are you Hugh Hefner?
Me: Yes i am
Mom: So who are the girls? the Mane 6?
Me: YES! i run around my
So today i had to step out for a minute to set-up a recently bought treadmill. I had left my laptop open and my word document where i was writing my latest MLP fan fic in the background. So when i stepped out my nosy mom peeked around in my laptop. when i came back this is the conversation that followed:
Mom: "so ah, Big Mac and Vinyl Scratch in a sweet pony romance eh?"
Me: "what are you talking about?"
Mom: " i saw your little story."
Me: How? i had it hidden in the background?"
My friends already know I'm an avid mlp fan so they decided to poke fun of me. I was wearing a mlp harem shirt and they asked what my favorite pony was. Semi-joking around i said "hey! Ponies are alot like humans so you say who is my favorite pony not what....they aren't objects." My friends and i bursted out laughing. I then told them Rainbow Dash was my favorite due to her tomboyish nature. Big mistake.
My friend then said "but don't you like to treat Rainbow Dash as an object of your love i