There is no way this plan could possibly fail.

There is no way this plan could possibly fail.

I know, right? I'm 100% sure this will work.

This totally won't end in tears.

Little did he know: Tara Strong has been married for 13 years! :O

This totally won't end in tears.

Tears of joy.

Little did he know: Tara Strong has been married for 13 years! :o

You act like this will stop me.

You act like this will stop me.

Das messed up.

I met her about 3 months ago. 

Love knows no boundaries -- except a good restraining order.

WELP. That's enough MLP Forums for me about now.

Good day sir.

I SAW HER FIRST. SHE'S MINE. MIIIIIINE

Oh. Oh. Ohhhh.

I met her about 3 months ago. 

Except you didn't marry her.

Love knows no boundaries -- except a good restraining order.

Where there's a will, there's a way to overcome any legal-binding document.

I SAW HER FIRST. SHE'S MINE. MIIIIIINE

YEAH WELL I DIDN'T SEE YOU GETTING FIRST DIBS.