Some people have gotten confused about these "Nude scans" airports do. But I assure you it's not an invasion of privacy, here let me break it down.

First, you step into a scanner.

Then TSA agents look at you naked.

Then the NSA looks at the TSA looking at you naked.

Then the CIA looks at the NSA looking at the TSA looking at you naked.

Then the DOD looks at CIA looking at the the NSA looking at the TSA looking at you naked.

Then the Secretary of Defense looks at the DOD looking at the CIA looking at the NSA looking at the TSA looking at you naked.

Then the president looks at the Secretary of Defense looking at the DOD looking at the CIA looking at the NSA looking at the TSA looking at you naked.

Then you board the plane (Unless you're carrying the wrong amount of tooth paste in your luggage, then you get frisked, tased and arrested). So as you can see, absolutely no invasion of privacy is occurring, the scans are completely private and secure.

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