No civilian casualties? Peh.

9999 critical strike.

9999 critical strike.

Street Pole leveled up!

gotta love how it just really smacked itself into that lamp post XD

And for that, streetlamp, we thank you

No civilian casualties? Peh.

One nearly died uptown that day. A balloon struck a lamppost, and heavy debris hit a mother in the head, putting her in a month-long coma and nearly killing her.

Thanksgiving 1997 is notorious for its high gusts that put millions of spectators in danger. As a result, there are now stricter regulations for the balloons, from their maximum size to a maximum wind speed before deciding whether to blow up the balloons or not.

The expression on its face is priceless, though; it's just like "shitshitshitshit" XD

Good. One less pedophile to worry about.

One nearly died uptown that day. A balloon struck a lamppost, and heavy debris hit a mother in the head, putting her in a month-long coma and nearly killing her.

 

Thanksgiving 1997 is notorious for its high gusts that put millions of spectators in danger. As a result, there are now stricter regulations for the balloons, from their maximum size to a maximum wind speed before deciding whether to blow up the balloons or not.

...Why the hell do you even know this? 

psst...

They want to seem smart...