(( Not in order from wierdest to least or vise versa.))

1. So I walked into German class, and keep in mind this is probably the wierdest part of my day, and I look over to see gun powder all over my teacher's grading book and Mr Baker is sitting there rolling up gun powder packets on his desk. He says nothing but tells another student to close the door then continues rolling.

2. There is a tiny christmas tree with a Jack's ornament, an owl with arms coming out of it's chest, and a massive golden orgnament that's half the size of the tree itself.

3. There are these two incredibly dumb ass guys in there. So dumb that Mr Baker put labels on their desk reading 'pot' and 'kettle' because they were always arguing about who is dumber.

4. We never really do much work except for about five minutes, the rest is just talking about food, sports, and what ever else happens to come to mind. For example we spent 45 minutes quoting Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.

5. There is a stuffed bob cat in the corner of the room named Bobby.

6. He rode a horse onto the football field.... 'nuf said.

7. One time he showed up to class with swords in a full body Civil War uniform, that had nothing to do with anything as he teaches German.

8. During our test today he devoted at least 5 minutes to listing different names for bras, only one was actually german.

9. When a strange whistling noise came from a hole in the heater venlation he claimed it was his pet baby elephant reginold trying to regoin him after they got in a fight over a bag of ramen.

10. He hung paper stockings on his desk for Christmas and labeld his own sock "Sir Shawn".