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Doctor-Whooves

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  1. "Well, one could argue that those events were chaotic. But they still weren't what I was trying to accomplish. Chrysie and Sombra and our dear Princess of the Night were only trying to establish a new order to replace Celestia's. I was trying to change Equestria to a natural chaos."
  2. Discord shrugged again. "It's something. I enjoy art. The chaos in it. There's almost never any symmetry, and it almost always doesn't make sense. Ponies like Celestia", he gave a short snort of annoyance. "don't appreciate the beauty in chaos. Chaos is, after all, the natural order of things."
  3. Discord shrugged, and took the charcoal pencil ((OOC: I'm assuming it's a pencil,)) He gripped it in his clawed hand, making quick and precise strokes. "It's been a couple hundred years, so my skills might be a little rusty," he said, showing her his picture-perfect drawing of a Poison Joke flower.
  4. "My favorite work of his is Guernica, of course. Wonderful work. And I am merely trying to have an intelligent discussion with somepony who seems to be quite good at art herself." Chrysalis hasn't even gotten inside the mountain yet, Discord thought. She's falling behind.
  5. Discord sighed dramatically. "Well, fine, if you don't want to accept psychiatric help..." he trailed off, noticing what Chamosis was doing. "Ah, a sketchpad. The wonder of art. I used to dabble in it myself. My favorite artist was Ponycassio. That stallion drew up some wonderful chaos. What are you drawing, my dear?"
  6. "Why do you lash out at others, my dear?" Another flash of light, and Chamosis was lying down on a couch with one armrest, with Discord sitting on a high-backed, leather chair, wearing a suit, and balancing a clipboard on his knee. "Now, why don't you tell me all about it?"
  7. Discord snapped his fingers, and Chamosis fell from her current height (about 7 feet above the ground), with enough impact to feel some pain, but not enough to break or sprain anything. "Why would you say those cruel things to me?" he asked, wiping a tear from his eye. He then threw his head back in laughter.
  8. Discord roared again with frustration, and with a flash Chamosis was thrown at a frightening velocity at the high ceiling. As soon as she was about to hit it, she was thrown back towards the ground again. This process repeated, with Discord, suddenly calm, floating beside her. "You may want to start showing me a bit more respect, miss Chamosis. You belong to me now."
  9. Discord was suprised. She really wasn't going to run, was she? Letting out a roar of frustration, he teleported to her side, the maze collapsing around him and the hydra turning into a small plush toy. "You really want to make me mad, don't you, little pony?" he asked, snarling.
  10. Discord grinned at the screen, waiting for the mare to start running. But she didn't. "Wait... what?" he said, learning forward in his chair. "You silly pony, why aren't you running?" He was certain the mare had heard the roar, and smelled the foul breath. It was just his luck to be assigned the most stubborn pony of the group. At this rate, he would have to work hard to beat Chrysalis.
  11. Discord sat, drumming his fingers against his armrest. "Oh for crying out loud!" he said suddenly, and snapped his fingers. A living hydra, sixty feet tall, four heads roaring, appeared fifty feet behind Chamois. "That should make things a bit more interesting." Discord said smugly.
  12. Discord growled in frustration from the Theater he had made materialize for the sole purpose of watching the show. "Come on!" he yelled at the screen, throwing popcorn at it. "Nobody likes a movie without any action!" he mumbled darkly and sipped his soda.
  13. Discord laughed. "Perhaps if you amuse me enough." With another snap of his fingers, the large circular cavern lit as brightly as though it was day. "Let's see if you can triumph where the possessors of the Elements of Harmony failed, shall we?" With a flash, her horn was gone and stone walls appeared around her, in the form of a maze. "Best of luck to you, pony." he said, and disappeared.
  14. Discord disappeared, and reappeared by her side in the uniform of a Police Officer. "I'd love to let you off, ma'am, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to charge you for trespassing on private property. If you would just follow me to the station." he snapped his fingers, and they reappeared in a dimly lit, cavernous room.
  15. Discord teleported, and flew above the retreating Chamois. Every time she would run five yards, Discord would teleport her back to where she started. "I wonder how long she will run until she realizes this..." he mused, waving extravagantly at Nightmare Moon, who was a little bit uphill.
  16. Minecraft and Photoshop, huh? I think you and me will get along just fine.
  17. You mean I am able to obtain a signature from one of the people who inspired me to create signatures? Alright, then! Pony: Doctor-Whooves Background: Something spacey-wacey or timey-wimey. Text: 'Allons-y!'
  18. Discord teleported next to Nightmare Moon, clucking his tounge in disappointment. "Really, my dear Princes, is that any way to treat your subjects?" He winked at Bright Spark, laughed, and vanished in another flash of light. He materialized next to Sombra. "You're falling behind, good friend. If you want to take second in this race, you'd better step up your game."
  19. Well, I was noticing a lack of order on those particular topics. Why didn't you pick me? I'm a pretty cool guy who's not afraid of anything. Best of luck to all of the new Moderators.
  20. (I searched and didn't find a thread like this. If there is one, please delete this thread and shun me appropriately Thank you.) This thread is for discussion and hype on the fan-made episode Double Rainboom. It has permission from Hasbro to release itself, making it (I believe) the first Hasbro-Sponsored Fan Project ever. It will be released over Youtube on March 30th. You can find their website at www.doublerainboom.com.
  21. You never cease to amaze me with your music and not art. It's always nice to see another person making signatures. Do you have a request thread?
  22. Discord smiled. The ponies were coming into the cavern. He would have to prepare a warm welcome for them. Chrysalis was with them too. All the better. He had been looking for more excuses to terrorize her. Smiling, he disappeared in another flash of light.
  23. I'm beginning to believe that I suffer from apiphobia. For those who don't know, that is the fear of bees. I don't know why, but they just scare me. Knowing that those little things are able to create huge amounts of pain, and maybe kill a man. *shivers*
  24. Discord frowned. That fool Sombra had sealed up the mountain. Did he really expect these ponies to be a threat? With a snap of his fingers, the wall of crystal disappeared. "That should do it," he muttered under his breath, looking at the pony's confusion and disharmony.
  25. It can be something non-pony related, as long as I don't have to draw it. As mentioned, I'm terrible at drawing. Don't even ask me to try. So you want the text crisscrossing in the middle, or just parallel in a diagonal fashion? You mean something like this?
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