A Jewel of Rarity

When someone has finished drawing it, I presume? Likely just before Thanksgiving.

It would seem as though no one has performed the banner changing ritual.

First, one must sacrifice a young goat to Stan (you know, the guy from the HR department). Use the goat's blood, crudely draw a pentagon on the floor and write within "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!". Proceed to dance the Charleston upon the pentagon for three days, at the end of which, the banner will be magically changed.

i just thought of something random how about you can make a personal banner for your profile so whenever someone goes to your profile they can see it kinda like a background.