Woohoo

*Blitzø goes skiing*

Blitzø: *deciding which hill to go down* Hmmm... "The Widowmaker"? No, that one's for the bitches. "Spinebuster"? Boring! Ooh, "Colostomizer."

*Suddenly, a demon in downhill ski outfit and a full-face helmet skis up to Blitzø*

Blitzø: *startled* AHH! Don't hurt me! Here's my wallet!

*The demon lifted his visor, revealing to be Stolas*

Stolas: Oh Blitzie! Fancy seeing you here.

Blitzø: Stolas?! That suit's a little revealing, isn't it?

Stolas: Well, it allows for maximum mobility. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. *wiggles his butt at Blitzø*

Blitzø: *shielding his eyes* Quit it! Must bleach eyes!

*In his panic, Blitzø starts drifting backwards down the slope*

Blitzø: Uh oh. *quickly repositions himself* Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor told you.

*A thought bubble forms with the instructor standing inside it*

Instructor: If you get in trouble, all you need to do is--

*Suddenly, the instructor morphed into Stolas wiggling his butt*

Stolas: Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all!

*The thought bubble disappears*

Blitzø: GAH! Stupid sexy Stolas! *legs spread further apart* AHHH MY LEGS! THIS IS THE WORST PAIN EVER!

*Then a bunch of snow mounds collide with Blitzø's crotch, causing even more pain. He skis off the path and down the ski jump, where he falls off the side and face first into the snow... conveniently by the ski-lift booth*

Blitzø: *shaking himself off* Single. *boards the ski-lift*

*Based on this scene*