Preeminent Pisces

"Dragon? No problem! Wanna see something funny?" Splash said. She summoned her magic and called out to Quirk, her assistant. In a flash, her baby dragon appeared. "Oops, wrong one! Let me try again!" Splash repeated her spell but called somepony else. This time, her pet boa constricter, Conrad, appeared. "Urgh, I'm a little out of shape. Let me try this spell..." Splash mumbled. She used the spell her brother had taught her some time ago. In an instant, Quirk had grown 20 feet...and so had her other pets. Pokey wagged his tail and drooled on everypony. Conrad looked confused, each of his eyes going separate ways. "I'll just pretend I didn't do that. Sorry," Splash apologized. She fixed her pets and sent Quirk and Conrad home. Pokey licked her face. Quinky rolled his eyes. "Why don't we just use my electron power? We could zap it away!" he suggested. Splash shrugged and stroked Pokey. She cleaned up his massive drool puddle magically and sent it away. "Why don't we just go around?" Splash retorted. "Oh, and by the way, Allissa couldn't stand being a Princess because she was a tomboy and hated the frilly dresses and sparkly shoes she had to wear."

"Wait, hold on...we have to kill somepony? Or just maim them?" Quinky asked. Silver Bark rolled her eyes. "And I thought guys caught on fast to situations. Pay attention!" she snapped. Quinky Bolts shuddered. It was only his first official day, after all. He was just a tad slow, though.

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"Um, yeah, I kinda got turned into their Queen, not that it counts for much. Sorry, I got lost. Where'd ya'll go? I was so scared!" Splash replied. "Um, madame, we appear to have a problem," Torinski said. "Oh! This is Torinski, ya'll. He's my assistant. Yes, Torinski?" "Several of our colleagues are curious if we are to eat the pony or the grass. The previous queen only allowed them to eat other ponies, but they have craved the taste of grass. Plus, they provide a free trimming service. They always eat the grass evenly." "EAT THE GRASS! Don't eat my friends! Eat it!" Splash burst out. Immediately, the illuminat began zipping around like mini lawn mowers, trimming the grass as they ate it. Splash sighed with relief. She apologized and shouted to her new tribe, "NO MORE EATING PONIES! ONLY VEGGIES! YA HERE ME?" In response, all the glowing illuminat turned to her and spat, "NO MORE EATING PONIES! ONLY VEGGIES! YAY!" over their mouths full of grass. They resumed their eating and ignored the random collisions that happened. Splash smiled.

Splash charged into the room and gushed, "OHMYGOSHI'MSOSORRYI'MLATEIHADAFAMILYISSUEANDIMISSEDTHEBUS!" She looked innocently up at the teacher, who glared down at her for slamming the door open and knocking another pony across the room. "Sorry," she whispered. "I promise I'll try to be on time next time. I wasn't trying to be late."

"I made friends with Pokey many years ago. Years later, I had to go visit my brother because he was planning a wedding with his special somepony. She wanted us to be better friends, but I still don't like her much. She decided to give us more things in common, so she constructed a mechanical wolf to match Pokey. It still lives with her, for all I know, but Pokey is indifferent about the false intelligence. She used a Come-To-Life spell, but I still like to call it fake. You might've heard of it, the Mysterious Monster of Canterlot? He's terribly friendly...my brother's special somepony's talent is with mechanics and such. She's the Runnaway Princess...she hated being a princess, so she renounced her royal title and ran away. I believe the Timber Valley is that way," Splash blabbed. Quinky made a face and crawled out of the wolf's mouth and onto its head next to Splash. "Ugh! Nasty! I'm covered in dog drool! That's totally disgusting!" Quinky moaned. Offended, Pokey tossed his enormous head and Quinky fell onto his back headfirst.

"There there." Quinky patted Emerald's mane. "What's wrong?" Suddenly, Splash came fuming out of the forest and marched right up to Quinky. "Oh, I see how it is. You go running off so you can have all the fun without me. By the way, what's with the matching necklaces and crown?" Quinky felt the tug get more distinct. He tried to resist the pull, but it dragged him without moving his hooves. "Um, help?" he begged.

Quinky noted Standoff's comment. He watched and tried to control his breathing a bit. "Am I allowed to try knock-downs, sir? I know several defensive moves...and a lot of ways to knock somepony out by strangulation..." Quinky smiled as he remembered the first time he had to use self-defense. Suddenly, the pony Silver Bark strolled into the room with a bored look on her face. "Mind if I watch? I'm bored to tears out there. Too many young'uns whistling. I wish I were allowed to kick one or two of there butts from time to time..." she said.

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Quinky's mind reeled. "I think....I think that...we're meant to know each other. I feel as if I know ya'll from somewhere...I also feel a link towards all of you. Oh, hello there. Wait, there's two more pulls coming from somewhere. But why to you?" Quinky squinted. He pointed at Clover's tiara. "That...that looks so familiar. I need to think back to magical artifact training. What is it???" Suddenly, it hit him. "THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY! Oh, why didn't I think of them before! You're magic, you're kindness, you're laughter, and I'm loyalty!" Quinky shouted. "But where's honesty and generosity?"

Thanks everypony! I drew some more while I was at it...my scanner messed with the colors, sorry. They look better IRL...sorry! Fireball rush, I do your pic as well. Might not get back to it til Monday, though.

Quinky coughed. His head suddenly felt clouded. He sensed an overdose of powerful magic in the room including dark talismans. His training had taught him to recognize the auras, but his teacher had taught him a tad too well. He couldn't see straight. He collapsed to the ground as a powerful stallion spoke to Celestia. Why did this always happen when he was on the job?

Quinky suddenly felt a pull. He followed it after excusing himself. He felt compelled to run into somepony's yard where a unicorn magically lifted a stunning tiara off of a tree and onto her head. The tiara flashed like his necklace had and it matched her colors. Emerald followed as if she had felt the pull as well. "What a second, I think I remember a rhyme about this...let me think...all I can remember is that there's three more necklaces like ours somewhere. By the way, I'm Quinky Bolts. I just found this in a tree. Um, it was also buried. What's ya'lls names?" Quinky asked. The rhyme suddenly came to him. His eyes glowed briefly as he recited the word. "Six will come, six will find Elements of peace, to undo and rewind. The queen shall rule for far too long. but six will go where they belong to stop her evil power's hold and gain a new ruler, whom all behold." Quinky said in a strange voice.

(I'm gonna have to press pause on this rp until I find the other ponies who are gonna be the other Elements. If you want an Element (Magic or Honesty are left) then PM me or join the OOC search. Thanks! Just trying to wait up for the others who wanted to join!) ((UNPAUSE)) Quinky noticed another pony nearby. "Um, hello there. Are you lost? If so..hey, where'd ya get that necklace? Is this one yours too?" Quinky asked Emerald. Splash made a face. She elbowed Quinky in the ribs. He wheezed. "She'll think you stole it!" Splash whispered harshly to Quinky.

"Pshaw! Who needs that kind of magic when ya got Pokey! Every timber wolf is afraid of him! We'll just ride him!" Splash mounted the enormous wolf. Pokey barked playfully. "And, um, I can do an electric force field, if you'd like." Quinky said. ((check Quinky Bolts' database!!! It's in my signature!!!!)) He wiped the bee off his face. Unfortunately, it wasn't any kind of bee. It was the kind of bee that traveled in pairs and would attack the offender if the other was harmed. The second bee charged at Quinky who accidentally snorted it up his nose. He grabbed his nose and tried to blow it out. Splash rolled her eyes. "Just get on," She said. Splash grabbed Missy and pulled her up. She did the same for Ash. Quinky sneezed the bee out and flew into the air. "I'd rather fly, if you don't mind," he sniffed. "You won't be able to keep up!" Splash laughed as Pokey broke into a full gallop, leaving Quinky in the dust. "Ohh, it is on!" Quinky gathered electrons in the air and used them to propel himself past Pokey. He waved as he went be but he smashed into a tree. "Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!" Splash giggled as she stopped Pokey. Pokey swiveled around and carried Quinky in his mouth. "Ugh, does this thing ever brush?" Quinky moaned. "Nope! It's a good thing you do, though!" Splash remarked.

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"Just, like, strike a pose or attack you?" Quinky asked. There were so many things he was uncertain of. But this he was sure he did not want to do. Standoff was a military expert for crying out loud! Quinky steeled himself, prayed silently, and pounced at Standoff.

Quinky laughed. "Sorry, the only way to unfreeze Splash is too unfreeze the monster, too. If somehow, somepony went through the skin and found Splash's probably discarded body hidden amongst the brain, you'd still get a corrupted pony. Remember, it's Nightmare Moon who allowed the magic in control. Splash is technically that giant alicorn. Unless...." Quinky suddenly stopped. "C'mere for a sec." He grabbed Splinter and lifted him atop the alicorn's head. "I want you to think about how great it would be if Splash were good again. Think of how amazing she'd be if her magic was white instead of black. Think of her future with light magic instead of dark. But most importantly, think of how powerful she'd be. Because you possess a bit of the magic, you can influence it for good. It's power-hungry so it'll always try to be more powerful. But if it's good, it'll know that Splash should be in charge. Do you see what I'm saying?" Quinky explained. He pressed Splinter's hoof to the nerve he'd found earlier. "Think of the things I told you. By doing so, you tap into the magic's aura. It'll begin to change. All it really needs is a little push in the right direction." Quinky said as he shut Splinter's eyes.

Quinky tightly pressed his wings against his body and held them there as he tried a more simple move. He still ended up on the floor, but his wings never got in the way. He smiled up at Standoff and tried again. He tried a variety of kicks, as he had been taught, in random order. His former trainer had told him to do that so the enemy couldn't predict his next move.

Splash sighed for nearly the millionth time. "All right troops. Time to go through the Everfree forest. I practically grew up there myself so it'll be safe around me. I personally named each of the timber wolves that I saw. Wait, how long is a timber wolf lifespan? Does that mean that Pokey's dead? Oh, snap...well, that shows what I know," Splash said. And thus they began their long journey starting at the Everfree forest. "So, um, Missy, do you get out much? I heard you're friends with the mane six. Are Rarity's dresses all that they're said to be?" Splash asked. Missy nodded. They walked in silence for a few moments before Quinky piped up. "Are Pinkie Pie's cupcakes really that good?" he interrupted. "And how has Apple Jack's havest been? What about Twilight's library? Or Fluttershy's cottage? How's Rainbow Dash doing with the weather?" Splash tripped over a rock and cried out in pain. "Snap! Why the hay are there so many jagged rocks? I don't remember these being here!" Splash exclaimed. A growling could be heard and a stinky breath smell filled the area. "P.U! Alright, who did it? That was really just nasty!" Splash rudely accused. A timber wolf stepped into the clearing. Splash gulped loudly. "I think the timber wolves have grown since I saw them last. Wait, Pokey?!?! Is that you?" Splash realized. The long twisted scar across the Timber Wolf's left foreleg revealed Splash's old friend. It recognized her and licked her face. "Pokey! I knew you weren't dead!!!" Splash hugged the friendly wolf around the neck.