It's the one without a wifi adapter, but that doesn't matter to me. I'll probably buy one later on but not until I beat all the single player games I've been wanting to beat.
I'm working on Afro Samurai and Requiem and will begin Splatterhouse pretty soon.
I'm hoping to pick up Halo 4 and a recent Dragonball fighter in two weeks.
Life is a drama, there is nothing "real" about society. We create social norms as a sort of script and fashion as a method of staying in line with the "same play".
When we realize this, everything is a joke. Our perception about everything is a joke.
Death is not final, nor are our problems nearly as large as we once thought.
We always love to take seriously what the gods created in jest.
Fucking Christ, she was attempting to flirt with me and not seeing that I didn't want to flirt.
Of course, she thought playing "hard to get" would encourage me to go after her; but I'm in no way going to be with a woman who probably already went through menopause.
Honestly, I'm pretty attracted to older women but that doesn't mean I would go any further than a one night thing.
Oh and it had to end with her handing me her number and winking at me, and I almost throwing up.
10. Excessive cuteness
9. Seeing friends fall in love and "no longer have time" to hangout
8. That I've been single for longer than anyone else I know
7. Feeling like an asshole when I'm happy and everyone else is feeling miserable
6. Teenage girls
5. The fact that I can literally not stop being a fuckface
4. The "YOLO" mentality
3. The neo-nerd, pop culture mentality
2. Addiction (specifically, my own)
1. Not having enough money for cigarettes
Fuck you, I sincerely hate you with a fucking passion that only I can describe.
You don't fucking go away. You fucking stay here and decide to make yourself a fucking home. Well thanks a whole goddamn lot.
You must really love to make my life a living hell, even after I kicked the habit a year ago. The fucking NEED for the stuff keeps coming back.
Oh, did I mention that I don't have any friends in real life that care? Fuck no they don't. They really goddamn don't.
They're just like, "oh, okay," and go on with their lives.
Yeah, I quit you COLD FUCKING TURKEY. Do you know how much effort that took? FUCKING TONS.
It was godlessly hard.
Fuck you, and again, fuck you. You are a terrible thing, you should not exist. There is nothing about you that is good.
You are the shit stains on the bottom of everyone's shoes. I hope you burn and die.
This is Mariju Ana. He's a Zebra (even though I'm white; but I love me black girls) and lives in Ponyville. He smokes all different of things and spends most of his money on alcohol.
Well, to those uneducated in magick it would seem like a bunch of random hocus-pocus with ponies thrown in. That's exactly what it is.
Deities are nothing more than aspects of the self that we have given a human philosophy to, and I plan to work that same mentality into the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magick.
Here's the thing, kids: Everything is real, even a thought. Everything exists as long as you believe it to be true. The more people that think about a certain idea, the more real it becomes. The same mentality is used in advertising, with results that manifest into the physical world. Just like Christianity - many people believe in Jehova, many people are healed by "his" power. In the mundane world this power is labeled as placebo.
So, when creating a spirit, god, or whatever, you need to first have a body to support the spirit. This is known as an idol.
And we have six of them. We know them as the Mane Six.
Yes, motherfuckers, we are going to make the Mane Six real in the astral plane. They are going to be able to be utilized for magick and friendship alike.
Thus, I'm going to attach a symbolic meaning to each one, along with Faust's original design for each of the characters, an entire mythology spanning back to the first generation, and methods of how to summon them in order to create changes in one's own life.
So far, this is what I've come up with for each god:
Twilight Sparkle - Wisdom and leadership (The Fool)
Applejack - Strength and Determination
Rainbow Dash - Loyalty and Dedication
Fluttershy - Peace and Tranquility
Pinkie Pie - Silliness and Laughter
Rarity - Fineness and Morality
For God Itself, I plan on utilizing Luna and Celestia and integrating prayers and invocations as daily rituals.
Granted this whole project is still in the planning stages and there's a WHOLE lot more I plan on getting done. But I will keep everyone updated on how everything is going.
He told me that I'll need to do something else with my spare time.
Looks like I'll have to spend the night rubbing one out to those vaginal mesh lawsuit commercials again. Goddammit, Henry, this could be avoided if you wouldn't have tried to staple c4 to the old man's bard,
To whoever is willing to pull with me to make this happen, I thank you. I hope you all realize how great this would be; Lil B music would forever be changed for the better and Tara Strong would become widely known to a whole lot of non-brony fans.
Granted, I understand this is a HUGE request and it's not likely that it will be made into reality, but if you post it to Facebook and all other forums it would be a massive help.
I just... want to hear Twilight Sparkle in a song with Lil B.