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  1. Heretick-Tock
    THIS IS ME. I'M A SMOKER.


     
    There's plenty of criticism out there regarding smoking and smokers alike. Actually, I'd say we're the most targeted group of people in America outside of Muslims and democrats.
    To put it simply: we are hated. A lot.
     
    But the evidence against us is lacking against us more and more each day; we should consider that most of the anti-smoking propaganda is based solely on biased studies. Most of the people who funded the research were soccer moms and people that wanted to make money off of lawsuits that attempt to override tobacco distributors.
    And if you're so worried about the chemicals in tobacco, go ahead and roll your own. I did it for a while until I gave my roller away (a choice I sincerely regret). However I do plan to purchase another one in the future.
    That being said: even if smoking may not be the healthiest thing for you, it CANNOT be worse than eating McDonald's every day.
    What sounds worse to you, smoking four cigarettes a day or eating a Big Mac in their place?
    I rest my case.
     
    I've changed my diet heavily and gone over to eating whole wheat, real meat and avoiding junk foods whenever I can.
    So why should I be so concerned about developing issues when diet and exorcise are two things that aren't lacking in my life? The reason is... well fuck you, that's why.
     
    Have you ever heard that there are actually health benefits to smoking? No? Of course not, because that would mean that smoking isn't a total abomination.
    For people like myself, who have Parkinson's, nicotine can actually help us cope with our "shaking".
     
    So yeah, I'm a smoker.
    I'm not proud about it or anything. To me it's nothing different than the color of my skin, the shape of my face or my sexual orientation. I just smoke. That's it.
  3. Heretick-Tock
    Ho, listen up. Your children need someone who will raise them in the art of street smarts.
     
    You want to smother them with your love and motherly nurturing.
     
    I will take your children out to the race track and then into combat against Al-Queda. I will help them build character and make them like gods, they will be gods.
    Then what will you tell me? That I'm not a good influence?
     
    The hell do you think you are? Bitch, I'm like Obi-won mixed with Bruce Lee. I'm like Jesus and Buddha being forged into one entity. Your children will be enlightened by my saving grace.
    This won't be like yo' papa's Seventh Heaven. Nah, I'm taking them to the next level.
     
    They'll understand who they are, what they are and where they are. They will be above the gods.
     
    You'll be jealous because you don't even know who their baby daddy is.
  5. Heretick-Tock
    Do you want to appreciate things a little more? A lot more?
    There's a great way to do this that no one even thinks about! Here's how:
     
    Go for a walk this evening/morning and just experience everything. Don't apply any sort of description to it and certainly don't say anything about any of it, just experience it.
    Listen to the sounds, see the sights and feel the elements and apply no description to any of it.
    Experience it.
     
    I swear that you will appreciate it a lot more than you ever had before. You can even apply this method to other "mundane" things like playing video games or eating dinner; there's even room for you to utilize this with the forums!
     
    Give me some feedback after you've gotten back from your walk.
  7. Heretick-Tock
    As an American I like my tobacco... a lot.
     
    Smoking is awesome, but so is chewing. Goddamn is chewing awesome.
     
    I love the taste of menthol cigarettes, but there is some GODDAMN awesome chew out there.
     
     
    And to anyone who says "OH MY GOD WHY DO YOU DO THAT YOU'RE SUCH A BAD PERSON YOU'RE CAUSING THE WORLD TO END AND CORRUPTING THE CHILDREN," shut up.
    We aren't here to discuss not using tobacco. We like our tobacco and we aren't afraid to admit it.
  8. Heretick-Tock
    There are nails on a chalkboard.
     
    There are the screams of the eternally damned.
     
    There are the sounds of shreaking silence.
     
    Then there are the voices of creatures that defy explanation: British Women.
     
    My god, your voices make me want to castrate myself. Each time you say something it literally gives me a cue to cover my ears until the torture is over.
     
    There is nothing I like about your voice. Shut up. Please.
     
    Oh my god.
  10. Heretick-Tock
    Not only is it prettier it also doesn't get viruses.
    Don't forget that every money-grubbing corporation uses Windows since it's GREAT at scamming people and that's why Dell and all those other name brands advocate it.
     
     
    Apple also uses cloud technology to allow me to stream whatever music I want instead of downloading it, which is super convenient.
    I bet Microsoft users don't even listen to good bands like Neutral Milk Hotel or The Postal Service.
    If you guys could stream you'd probably stream something shitty like Metallica or Wu-Tang Clan (ALL hip-hop is abysmal crime-rhyme).
    So yeah, OS X > Windows
  12. Heretick-Tock
    So there you are, thinking you're incredibly smart because you think you understand philosophy. You know, the pseudointellectual "science" that creates psudeoquestions which can't be answered?
     
    Yeah, that one. It makes you smart right? Feeling like you're contributing to society by not contributing anything at all?
    You're really smart, buddy boy.
     
    You see, the only way to live life to the fullest and take the most out of it is to overcome your obstacles. Then you can utilize those lessons after you die and reincarnate.
    Don't believe in reincarnation? Why, because "science" and "philosophy" say it doesn't exist?
     
    If that's all you got, kid, I'm sorry to say that your argument is nothing but a heaping pile of force-fed social norms. You've been taught that the smarter you get, the worse the world looks; why would the world be bad when you're "smart"? What even IS smart other than a phase of a dipshitted college student's life? You're not smart, I'm not smart, Einstein wasn't smart and neither was anyone in the history of anything. All we are are people, people that like bacon flavored bacon.
    You believe everything a scientist tells you? Or how about what your teachers tell you? Or how about what the government tells you? What about your mom or dad?
     
    Why do you need people to recognize you?
    Why don't you help your enemies when they want to defeat you?
    Why don't you sell your computer and live in the forest while having sensual love with trees and rocks?
    Why not stop eating and start living?
    Why do you need to fix your typos?
    Why not get drunk even when you're not depressed?
    Why get drunk when you're happy?
    Why get drunk?
    Why stop getting drunk just because you're happy or depressed?
    What the hell are you doing with your life anymore?
    Do you even like yourself?
    Why not form a team of ironic badgers and use them to fend off your psychic hut while you're in class?
    What class? You don't have class.
    Lol, you got no class.
  13. Heretick-Tock

    Everyone's Depressed

    By Heretick-Tock,

    Everyone has low self esteem.
     
    What the fuck happened to the entire goddamn human race? We used to be awesome and would kick ass all the time all day long.
     
    Now we listen to Linkin Park and act like we're in junior high.
     
     
    Jesus mother of fuck.
  15. Heretick-Tock
    All they need to do is take important figures who match the traits of Mane Six.
     
    For Instance:
     
    Fluttershy - Barack Obama

     
    He's introverted, cares about the environment and other people and wants to end street violence. Mr. President is an all-around '60s hippie who just can't show too much of an egotistical side.
     
    Rainbow Dash - Ben Roethlisberger

     
    He's no body's bitch, not even in the NFL. Ben has no tolerance to rules, is cocky as hell and loves to show off. Granted, he's already made it to the big leagues but that doesn't stop him from showing that he's still number one.
     
    Pinkie Pie - Lil B "The Based God"

     
    Who reps pink, sings completely ludicrous songs and is fond of cooking? Yes, the similarities are astounding, but Lil B would make possibly the greatest fill-in that Pinkie Pie could ask for.
    Besides, he looks like so many people that he could, most likely, pull off a pony as well.
     
    Rarity - Ralph Lauren

     
    Back in the day Ralph had some SERIOUS sex appeal. But now he's old, but could still (probably) pull off Rarity. He's a judge of fashion, and knows that his mark in history has been made. The haters can't touch him, but they sure as hell wish they could. Who wouldn't want a hunk like that?
     
     
    Applejack - Billy Ray Cyrus

     
    He's probably saddened by the "loss" of his daughter to the media's unfortunate love for corruption. But even still, Billy carries a strange aura which resonates a constant sense of relevancy, even after years of being irrelevant. His "cowboy" and "country" personality would make a fine addition to the cast.
     
    Twilight Sparkle - Carroll "Poke" Runyon

     
    This guy's literally everything Twilight was... except he sends letters to God instead of Princess Celestia. An occultist, practitioner of the middle path, he is undoubtedly a great leader for the pack.
     
    In fact, forget Twilight, Poke's voice is so wonderful to listen to that no one can compare. Sorry Tara, looks like you're getting replaced.
  17. Heretick-Tock
    You that thing the Buddha said about "what you think, you become"?
     
    Well, that's kinda important. If you want to reach enlightenment you need to remember that.
    But that's only one of the many things that goes into enlightenment.
     
    Realize everything is silly, appreciate what you've already accomplished, don't worry about being right even when the "other guy" may be wrong, and most of all: shut up.
     
    Shutting up both your mouth and head is essential.
    Worry about the here and now, and don't worry about the next thing. It will come by itself when the time is right.
     
    Above all: stop taking everything so seriously. When times are well, Hail Eris. When times are poor, Hail Eris.
    In fact, the best way to reach enlightenment is not to seek it, but just let it come.
     
    Stop reading this, it won't help you.
    Lol, I wasted your time.
  19. Heretick-Tock
    The very minute you begin to take your ego seriously, you lose track of what's really important in this life.
     
    What's important is that bacon should never be made in the microwave. Microwave bacon is nasty.
     
    But in all seriousness, which isn't serious, taking yourself seriously only makes you look like an overbearing pair of ass cheeks. No one lives forever and no one dies forever either.
    Human philosophy is useless, and so is everything that follows social norms.
     
    Wear silly costumes in public, play Christmas music during Halloween and complement everyone you meet by telling them how much you like their posture.
    Create ludicrous conspiracy theories and make your friends believe them, remind your governor how much you appreciate him/her by writing erotic fanfiction involving their self and Mister Rodgers, and paint a new picture of your professor's dog every day.
     
    Remember to check yourself before you Shrek yourself.
  20. Heretick-Tock
    1.) Get hot dog buns
     
    2.) Spread mayonnaise on the wall to your left
     
    3.) Attempt snake charming
     
    4.) Summon a dog to clean your bathroom
     
    5.) Yell the sacred, magical words, "JESUS CHRIST, I LEFT MY OCTOPUS TESTICLE IN THE CAR"
     
    6.) Relocate to Alabama and become a wondering salesman
     
    7.) Become world renown for all the stuff you carry
     
    8.) Elevate to godhood
     
    9.) Be the 2% that dies of SARS
     
    10.) Never be forgotten
     
    11.) Reincarnate into a war mongering alpaca and decimate the surrounding cities
     
    12.) Never give up
  21. Heretick-Tock

    What am I?

    By Heretick-Tock,

    What am I?


     
    In magick, spiritualism or the like, we seem to want to find a name for ourselves in order to separate what we practice from something else. I find myself doing this in order to make sure that people don't mistake my beliefs for that of a Wiccan or other low magician. I find each one to be childish, in approah approach to magick, and unable to sustain themselves whenever a trial manifests itself.
    Again and again I am reminded that I have a truly incoherent perception of what my own consciousness is; the world cannot and will not be bent to my Will unless I know who I am first. That's the main problem with my whole study, I don't know who I am.
    I pretend to know what I am capable of, that I am a magician of the same initiation of Aleister Crowley, or have the wisdom of a Buddha, but I am cut down by my own pride and made aware of what I truly am: a fraud.
     
    I am a fraud because I think of myself as someone who is above everyone else. I constructed my own path instead of relying on others to tell me what to do, so I feel obligated to shove it into my “enemies” faces in hopes that they'll see the dissolving of what he or she believed to be powerful, something that separated themselves from the rest.
    Ironically it seems both of us are fighting in the same boat, on top of the same river, in the midst of the same storm.
    There might be a difference in what we call ourselves, but the parallels between what we perceive seem to intersect more times than either of us hope. We follow the same belief system but create an identity for it just so we can further our own egos.
    For someone to truly integrate himself into Chaos, they must let go of the ego.
    Unless the Western world begins to accept that everything that happens is a shared experience we will never amount to anything less than a divided, warlike people.
     
    Magick cannot be conducted with the intent of manipulation. It should be looked at as a way to continue the creation of our own consciousness. Acceptance of creation, substation and death must be brought to fruition before our continual need for pleasure will be met.
    This is the pattern of Chaos, it is the Will of God.
     
    We need to take it for what it is and stop trying to make sense of any of this by attaching human philosophies to what it entails. It doesn't operate according to what we find ethical or necessary in this life or the next, nor is it physical in nature. It simply exists, it is, and that is all it has ever been.
     
    God is bigger than we ever thought, and whether that is comforting or not is completely irrelevant; we are a incarnation of God.
     
    If there isn't an answer to something in our life, as to why human nature is so nihilistic, maybe it's time to stop trying to change the world and accept the way things are, the way the entire universe is.
     
    When we can identify nihilism, that means we can also understand humanitarianism and compassion. One implies the other.
     
    Maybe it is time we stop trying to change the world?
  23. Heretick-Tock
    I really appreciate that you're such a GREAT person. You come over to this country, complain that you're single, get with my friend, and encourage him to get you pregnant.
     
    OF GODDAMN COURSE HE WOULD, BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT.
     
    Now you want to move back to England in order have the child.
    Great. You want to take one of my friends and leave me dry. Now what am I supposed to do?
    Just for a heads up, I don't like you.
  24. Heretick-Tock
    It's actually pretty natural for us to hate others after they've stabbed us in the back.
    In some instances we become so determined to get our way, that we make sure to get back at whoever angered us. It is human nature, and human nature will always go for the destructive path.
     
    Our ego is a dangerous thing. When we allow this demon of anger to be fed we open a door of unspeakable horrors. This is, at least to my knowledge, the only demon that can manifest itself into the physical world (I saw it as a "cloud" of black "smoke"), and if left unattended will cause serious repercussions.
    There is no such thing as a good demon, each one is an aspect of ourselves that needs overcome. But to overcome each and every one, we must give up whatever is feeding it.
     
    Instead of letting the pain and suffering get to you, let go of it. It provides you with nothing good other than the illusion of revenge. Eventually you'll find yourself unable to carry on, and either you will have to give up the demon or else you'll be unable to control yourself - and the line between right and wrong will be blurred.
    It feels good to call out those who angered us, but the feeling is temporary and will eventually cause us to collapse under our own weight.
     
    Let go of the struggle, it's not going to do you any good. There's no point in trying to survive a battle that doesn't need to be fought.
    Before you can reach enlightenment, you must discover yourself.
     
    "You" do not exist in hate alone, nor do you exist in love alone. That is why balance is such a necessity when attempting to find happiness. One thing will imply the other: you cannot be perfect without being imperfect.
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