Thrashy

Mmkay, bullet points:

1! Your sister is the most adorable creature on the face of this crusty dried planet.

2! I am in complete and utter jealousy of both your hair and your merch. Seriously, the knit-Rarity. WANT.

3! I can actually believe you didn't notice a girl checking you out. Us girls are very stealth when checking out guys. Not like BOYS, you just stare and drool, gets quite sticky and annoying.

4! NEON PINK WIG!?

1 - Mmmmmm I s'pose, but you'd be horrified at some of the faces we make at each other...

2 - While your hair may never be *quite* as sexy as mine, a knit Rarity can be yours. I just need to find the business card I took from the lady who sold it to me. XD

3 - And so many of you wonder why you're forever alone! You needs ta make it easier on BOTH of us. >

4 - I dearly wish that I'd taken a picture of him, but out of some bizarre combination of horror a...

*and not wanting to appear rude, I didn't...