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Ruddboy Olaf

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  1. Matthew 4:9 and the Lord said unto Otis "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?"
  2. "Alternative title: homeless man wanders into kitchen and burns all the food."
  3. "They got rid of The Joker, 'cause they didn't want to see Jared Leto anymore."
  4. "This one; needs to jump off a f-ing cliff, slam into the water at a hundred miles an hour, like it does with your character in the actual damn game, breaking every bone in its body, so that it sinks down to the bottom of the ocean as this formless jelly blob, unable to swim its way back to the surface. And there at the bottom of the ocean, as deep as it will go, it will be its final resting place, and the world will be a better place for it! Fuck this game!"
  5. "Shopkeeper! Would you accept this ring?" "Sorry, come back when you're a little... MMMM... richer."
  6. "Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen. Culture kitchen."
  7. "Everybody has their thing, and mine just so happens to be girls censored with a Guy Game logo."
  8. "And he's also got a big black unicorn, which actually is a sexual euphemism."
  9. "Is it really that hard to fight Freddy? Any time he puts his weight on his left foot, he falls down on his face."
  10. "I'm not speaking to him. He looks like the kind of guy who'd kidnap an elf."
  11. "This horrible movie is the best evidence of everything thats wrong in film industry these days ... what a shameless exploitation of one of a greatest trilogy if not the greatest in history of cinema .Idiotic and badly acted dialogs , most annoying kid in movies ever ,no atmosphere ,totaly useless appearance by Jar -jar something ..not funny . No plot ,battle between fish people and goofy robots . No carma or personality on Jedi knights ... this movie really has nothing at all to do with first three ,amazing that there was a same person behind them ,but i guess Lucas has shown in so many ways that he has lost compass long time ago...especially when remastering earlier movies with some stupid modern animation ..without all that new tech bs those movies had an amazing atmosphere to it . Truly a pointless and horrible movie but i guess it has served its purpose ..to make money on the glory of old movies ...no traces of art whatsoever . Perhaps fun parts should bring this movie a higher grade ,but exactly cos of what this name brings and cos every second of dialog in this film stinks like hell ,i give it 1 of 10 .. shameful"
  12. "First off, if this storyline is truly to reach epic levels, then I hope one of the lovers dies."
  13. "Apparently, the person who painted Chucky, felt like he looked like Mario. He just ended up giving him Mario colors."
  14. "Place sticker on charm." "No, I'm going to place sticker in bin, where it deserves to live."
  15. "You don't have to give your credit card and social security number to the homeless man down the street, so you can get to Pack-A-Punch."
  16. "Strike 2: Running over an elderly person without a license."
  17. "Some die or fight ... a chance ... I ... The Last Samurai ..."
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