"This one; needs to jump off a f-ing cliff, slam into the water at a hundred miles an hour, like it does with your character in the actual damn game, breaking every bone in its body, so that it sinks down to the bottom of the ocean as this formless jelly blob, unable to swim its way back to the surface. And there at the bottom of the ocean, as deep as it will go, it will be its final resting place, and the world will be a better place for it! Fuck this game!"