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  1. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I realize it's not totally accurate, because I've seen a pig eat a man before. In fact, I've seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath."
  2. Ruddboy Olaf
    "The bear trap collector gave me that fat meat again."
  3. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I'm pretty sure this guy sells meth in my neighborhood."
  4. Ruddboy Olaf
    "God is dead. God has been dead. And 3AM challenges killed him."
  5. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Do you think he paints it yellow and is like: "Banana." Do you think that's a thing?"
  6. Ruddboy Olaf
    The Evil Dad. A low-budget rip-off of The Stepfather franchise.
  7. Ruddboy Olaf
    was what we said it will get worse
  8. Ruddboy Olaf
    "It'll help me keep track of the days, and maybe this desperate attempt to cling to my stable frame of mind won't prove to be in total vain." "You know what, I don't think you have a stable frame of mind, mate. Because you know it's a hacked rom, you know it's scary, and then you play it and it scares you, and you act like a total fucking pansy about it." "I think, uhh, it's all like I said: you have to get through the trauma." "But nothing's happened that's scary, though, and he's like crying about it." "Like, so what--" "He got a whistle in the back." "It's a scary rom hack, your friend already told you."
  9. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Matt's humping the drone again."
  10. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I can't wait for Rayman to piss on Tom."
  11. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I had the Founders pack... and everything. And I got shafted, because as the game got popular the founders only got this very ugly camo glider thing. Which even after like a year of the game coming out and was actually popular, everyone could still buy and receive that item. It's just dog shit. Fuck you, Epic Games."
  12. Ruddboy Olaf
    "So, the toilet's puking juice into the child's mouth and not the child puking juice into.. the toilet's... mouth?"
  13. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Look out! Here comes the maaaaaaan."
  14. Ruddboy Olaf
    "It's like Andrew Dice Clay, playing John Wayne Gacy. It sort of works, if this wasn't a kids film."
  15. Ruddboy Olaf
    "ME SAD DOOR GONE"
  16. Ruddboy Olaf
    "The Last Temptation of Christ. There we are. I've not seen that film, but I'm now gonna presume, it's just about Jesus of Nazareth holding one of these and going: "Ooo... ooo... Magnet.. Ooo." For like an hour and a half."
  17. Ruddboy Olaf
    "The Carbuncle ate itself."
  18. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Yes, I do. Now, I'm off to eat someone's parents."
  19. Ruddboy Olaf
    "This game is a cautionary tale about the horrors of dollar store costumes and the unceasing tedium of going right."
  20. Ruddboy Olaf
    "See you later! I got a date with a rope, some anti-aging cream, and a pumpkin. It's not what it sounds like, I swear."
  21. Ruddboy Olaf
    "You look at an older game like Scarface, and there's just a lot of subtle details that they used to get wrong back in the days. Such as, if you look very closely you can see that Al Pacino's head is not actually attached to his body, which is uh, very unrealistic."
  22. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Right now Satan of the recycling bin is torturing the hell out of that VM, and in some ways I do feel pretty bad...but we all got to move on."
  23. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I'm doing this jerkoff's taxes! Next year the IRS, will audit the piss out of him!"
  24. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Todd didn't hear shit. Todd doesn't even know how to use the internet."
  25. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Thankfully they're not all buzz-cut white dudes, abusing their power and shooting up everybody."
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