"A space tale in which spies from the tall rebel forces go up against a scary robotic man in flowing purple robes,
who wears a large helmet on his chest hair and calls himself Lord Century Egg."
"Imagine Watching television one night of any show you want and the screen all of a sudden went black, you'd be like "What the hell?" Then Max head room appears on screen dancing like an idiot. If I was watching something and that happened I'd be pissed."
"This guy looks like he's had too many lemons, and this lady here thanks me for the pizza with a headbutt *headbutt followed by noises of pain*
This doctor over here tells this preteen straight to his face that he looks good, and this guy can't help himself from sucking on my face."
"I keep wandering back to Rita's old neighborhood."
"Mike, you've told me that like eight times."
"Paul, what was that you were saying about Jimmy earlier?"
"Mike, you asked me that three times."
"Now, this one I can safely assume is a costume and not actually a banana. Despite all the song and dance he may go through to convince you otherwise."