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  1. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Why don't you delete all those video games off your phone and take your X-Box and toss it out the window?!"
  2. Ruddboy Olaf
    "In his house at R'lyeh, dead E.T. waits dreaming."
  3. Ruddboy Olaf
    "1 got this tattoo when 1 was incarcerated at 1's own pleasure and 1 was forced to shank...some muppet in the showers. 1 regrets nothing!"
  4. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Oh, Billy. You've released...some sort of.....some sort of skin...that's floating there. Billy, I don't want to look at you anymore."
  5. Ruddboy Olaf
    "It was Ernie's nips, wasn't it?"
  6. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Dis gai...is un-FUCKING-believable!"
  7. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I got a deal for you, though. *long pause* You bring me the yeti and I release your parents." "That was the original deal!"
  8. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Who are you?" "Your blind date from the internet. I'm a little older than 15, but maybe we can still be friends."
  9. Ruddboy Olaf
    “I’m just watching Jesus getting crucified with hot sauce”
  10. Ruddboy Olaf
    "The mob is actually on their way to hunt down Frankenstein's Monster, but instead they find Jesus."
  11. Ruddboy Olaf
    "There are references to the Buttercream gang in other Feature Films for Families movies"... You mean to tell me there's an FFF cinematic universe?!"
  12. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Here's a bunch of angry white people who have been told that they have to sit through a Madea movie."
  13. Ruddboy Olaf
    That seems accurate, but I feel that also applies to most RPGs. Especially Skyrim.
  14. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Honorable mention goes to Azurill, who does nothing but sit on his fat nuts all day."
  15. Ruddboy Olaf
    Drawn Together?
  16. Ruddboy Olaf
    "You play as vladimir putin in a pot, seeking out a sickle to pair with your hammer."
  17. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Morbius, the Living Vampire; also known as, that dipshit that looks like Edward Scissorhands."
  18. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Heads in the coffee table, body parts all over the bedroom, some silly Southern bit swinging a sword all around. What's it gonna take, a sword up the ass before you believe me?"
  19. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Looking at the world God made, maybe humanity should revoke God's art privileges."
  20. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Bro, that tasted like dementia. Did you lace my water bottle with dementia?"
  21. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I'll be merciful this time. Next time, though, you'll eat my shorts."
  22. Ruddboy Olaf
    "It's go big or go homo. And this show...goes homo."
  23. Ruddboy Olaf
    "WHAT?! Austin 3:17 says do the damn job, Mighty Car!"
  24. Ruddboy Olaf
    "Caution: Do not run. Do not ACK ACK ACK. Do not panic."
  25. Ruddboy Olaf
    "I've been attempting to date this bottle."
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