BEEP!
That got your attention? Good. Hello! I'm new here or something. If you don't like it, blame this guy.
Important things to know about me:
1) I like waffles.
2) I was the turkey all along.
3) I am secretly a tree who thrives on the tears of lolis.
4) Crackle is best pony.
5) I sow chaos and misery wherever I roam.
6) I'm Batman.
7) I'm right behind you. All of you. Always.
8) [insert pun here.]
9) Batman likes puns.
10) I'm Batman.