Derpaholic

Life is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap, thoughtless and perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates So you're stuck with the unidentifiable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing left to eat. If you're desperate enough to eat that, all you'll have left is an empty box, filled with useless, brown paper wrappers

Have to take your hand and feel your breath for fear this someday will be over. I pull you close, so much to lose, knowing that nothing lasts forever. I didn't care before you were here, I danced in laughter with the ever after. But all things change, let this remain.

Euuuggghhh, there's nothing worse than jingoistic fucks who go on and on about how their country is a proverbial guiding light for "the rest of the world". Get a grip and some humility, will you? You're not special or exceptional in any way.

I want the moment to be real, wanna touch thing I don't feel, wanna hold on and feel I belong, and how can the world want me to change? They're the ones that stay the same. They don't know me, cause I'm not here.

It's really rather mind-boggling that we have the capacity to understand ANYTHING about the universe at all. Our brain developed to hunt for food in the plains of Ethiopia, not to ask big questions about the origins of the cosmos.

Ever notice once in a while how you come across someone you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.

The words "nerd", and "geek" are really silly. ItThey've gone from being dumb insults to even dumber "hip" labels.

Tumblr has distorted and twisted feminism so much that it's hard to distinguish what is irony and what is for real, anymore.

Attention, all you middle- and upper-middle class teenagers/young adults who are still living with your mommy and daddy: stop whining about how fucking hard your life is! You have NO REAL PROBLEMS. Shut up, and go back to playing video games on your 3000-dollar Alienware computers.

All the bills go by and initiatives are taken up by the middle - there ain't gonna be any middle anymore.

THOU SHALT KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF!!!

Stuff, learned from pro musicians: When shooting a music video in a theater, ALWAYS tell your director to turn the bright, overhead stage lights out, and emphasize your order by telling him that you're, in fact, NOT in a TV studio, but a fucking rock concert.

I see the world, feel the chill. Which way to go, windowsill. I see the words on a rocking horse of time. I see the birds in the rain.

Thoughts arrive like butterflies.

"People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians [...]." ―George Lucas in 1988

Star Wars Episode VII cast has been officially announced. Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford will return as Luke Skywalker and Han Solo, and Carrie Fisher will reprise her role as Leia Organa Solo. http://starwars.tumblr.com/post/84237608423/the-star-wars-team-is-thrilled-to-announce-the

Who do I have to blow if I want to start taking commissions?

Hey, Henk, ik moet schijten.

Yo, man, nice hair.

These two Mandalorians are out in the woods. Suddenly, one of them just collapses. He doesn't seen to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other Mandalorian takes out his holocommunicator and contacts his commanding officer. "My partner just collapsed, and I don't know what to do!", he gasps. After a moment of silence, his CO finally responds. "Calm down, I can help you. First, you have to make sure your partner is dead." There is yet another moment of silen...

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman.

I'm back. Why am I back?

Very merry christmas to everyone on this side of the Atlantic!

Every day of my life I'm forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.

It's official. I'm physically incapable of drawing ponies without adding in little blushies -.-