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In the few seconds that it took you to read this, I have stolen all of the bread from your fridge.
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I may not be there at the time, but I'm sure you're having a tough time with my Mom screaming because there's a burglar in the house.
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Yeah, I'd be a stealthier burglar if I wasn't dragging around my computer and using it during my thefts.
Wait what is she doing with that rolling pin? WAIT STOP NOO-ekhnfgrejcagbhrvantumnwcglhyhtmtungqmthuumchx,umcudchngg