"WAIT!" A purple firgure screamed from a distance away. The figure quickly approached sprinting as fast as she could run. Once she got close enough you could recognize her as Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's "Most Faithful" Student. (You dont really belive in all that humbumfooey.) "Wai.... Huff... Stop... Huff. Whew, I really need to exersise these legs more!" Twilight said as she flexed her leg muscles. "Oh yes, back to the task at hand, Zecora told me the world was going to end today, so she mixed up a brew of this white stuff and made me drink it. It made me see into the future, which all I saw was you pressing the button on that.... thing.... and then the whole world went WUUUUUUBBBBB, and everything exploded." After Twilight got done with her story, Vinyl explained it was a freindly gesture to get the sun to turn on, so that its batteries didint run out. "Yep, soo anyway I didnt know i was going to end the universe or anything, Its just that the sun keeps turning on wayyy to late, and its messing up my Vinylicous song."
"Oh, that was Celestia's fault I sent her a book to read, and Luna told me she stays up wayyyyyy to late at night, so it makes her tired so she cant rais... er.... turn on the sun."
"Ok thanks for the understanding Twilight!" Vinyl said as Twilight turned around to leave to celebrate saving the world another time.
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Derpy Hooves had just finished her muffin, when she noticed that the sun was rais... er.... turning on outside. "Well no more muffin, and I already finished my mail delivery today, sooo I guess I can go hang out with my friends!" Derpy exclaimed, already walking out the door. "Ohhh goodie, Its Vinyl Scratch and Twilight Sparkle!" Depy said as she noticed Twlight walking away from Vinyl. "Whoa, whoa, that muffin must have set off my weight balance or something, because Im not flying straight anymore! WATCH OUT!!!" Derpy yelled out to Vinyl, who was listening to her Vinylicous song. WHOOFM! Derpy went flying into Vinyl and the BASS CANNON went dropping to the ground. "Whoa, what was that?" Pinkie Pie asked "I felt a doozy coming on, and then it just stopped." Pinkie also said as she jumped over the BASS CANNON and landed right on top of the ON button. Vinyl sighed "Goodbye world..." She waited and waited until she looked up to see that nothing had happened. "Hmmmm,ohh" Vinyl exclaimed, as she saw the batteries to the BASS CANNON lying only a few feet away from them. "I guess when Derpy knocked it over the batteries fell out of the back!"
*Random crowd lifts Derpy up and throws her in the air* "Hip Hip Hooray! Derpy saved the da.. eh.. world!"
Twilight sits at the edge of the crowd speculating. "How come I didnt get something like this when I saved the world like 50 times?"