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    Ask A CMC

    Hey Sweetie Belle how do you think you'll earn your cutie mark?
  2. The only things they don't have yet are the cutie marks and an alicron pokemon.
  3. I got a really good night sleep last night so the website isn't the problem after all so I'm staying on plus I actually like it here.

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  5. The only reason I'm leaving the fandom and the site is because I can't even sleep at night because this is really all I can think about and I kind of want to get my life back to normal. Also I don't even watch Mlpfim and I probably won't untill the next season because with most shows I just watch the new episodes when they're still said to make new ones. Thanks to all the ones who made me feel welcome here and well you can check out my fan fic but I guess that this is a goodbye one more brohoof to my friends on the page /) and goodbye oh yeah and I'm not doing this to get attention if that's what some think I really can't sleep at night and ponies are all my mind focuses on outside of school now so goodbye Oh yeah one more thing I won't be trolling the bronies on Facebook anymore.
  6. This was a BOSS-LIKE episode but now I probably won't watch the show anymore untill next year I'll really miss season 4.
  7. (Flamey’s dressed as her favorite typony Flamisinge) Flamey: Sup the name’s Flamisinge and it’s time for.. Jolt Spark: Aw man really chumpidoodle TYPONYS man you’re getting lamer and lamer by the day. Flamey: You are going to the typony con right? Jolt Spark: ME going to a Typony Con! Aw man chumpidoodle chumpidoodle chumpidoodle why would I ever do that I hate ponies. Psyfight: What’d you say about us I’m magical and I have the power of friendship! Jolt Spark: Oh I’d better not look you in the eyes. Sparkin Blitz: What’d you say about Psyfight don’t make me hurt you! Flamisinge: Ya no fun parties either that’s only for you typony fans and us ponies. Apple Attack: Ya I’d reckon you take that back! Divinity: Oh yes darling you need a head to toe makeover. Shutterfly: Uh fightings not really my thing let’s just try to be nice. Jolt Spark: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! All typonys and ponies: It’s time for Type Creatures! (Theme Song) 3 Random Creatures: My Awesome Typony. Fire Creature and Water Creature: Not! Man Typonys and the ponies are really lame. Electric Creature: NO THEY'RE NOT! Well not the ponies I mean Soul Belle is awesome. Fire Creature: Oh you mean Heart Belle that stupid girly unicorn who you LOVE! Maybe I’ll incinerate “Soul Belle” here. Electric Creature: No please give him back I really love him plus he costed me like 20 bucks so please give him! Water Creature: Guys the toons starting. Soul Belle: Man I’m glad that’s over. Flamey: Sup’ Rocko Fistor: Oh hey guys. (Radio playing my awesome typony theme song) Flamey: Awesome I love this song lets go. Rocko Fistor: UGH fine but you’d better not tell anyone I was a witness to this! (My Awesome Typony Theme) Typony Goro: Come on Come all to the Typony Con. where is it you may ask, why it’s just a mile away from the school so prepare your costumes get your ponies and go to the Typony con. see ya all in an hour. Flamey: Aw man I have to get Munna Oona c’mon Rocko Fistor. Rocko Fistor: At least I can take my anger out on Jolt Spark’s new Sparkisoar we can torture. (Then they made their way to the class door) Giltron: Hey Razor Leaf: Sup’ Munna Oona: Hello Flamey and Rocko Fistor Jolt Spark: Sup Rocko Dude, Chumpidoodle! Typicals: Sup’ Mr. Trouper Mr. Trouper: Good Morning guys. Flamey: Hey Munna Oona you’re going to the Typony con right? Munna Oona: Who’s Munna Oona I’m Psyfight the princess of psychic and typical friendship. Jolt Spark: Hey guys who wants to see my brand new pony I just got yesterday. Flamey: Jolt Spark got a pony this can’t be good! Jolt Spark: Introducing Sparkin Blitz the LAMEST PONY AROUND! Well aside from all the others on the show but here’s my own version. We need to beat him up first Rocko Dude please assist. Rocko Fistor: Ok I got it with my pony torture attack. (Then he punched the pony open into 2 pieces then crunched it’s head in his hand and tore the wings apart) Flamey and Munna Oona: Poor Sparkin Blitz Jolt Spark: Good job fighting friend now for the water boss to drown it. Giltron: Sorry girls I’m not on your side this time but ponies are really girly so.. (Then he used a mini hydro cannon on it about the size of the pony) Jolt Spark: You’ve seen it here folks the power of 2 friends and a..a...a aw I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THAT JUST LOOK HOW AWESOME HE LOOKS NOW. Guys: Wha!? Jolt Spark: I’m going to the Typony Con. c’mon girls. Flamey and Munna Oona: You mean fillies! (At the Typony con.) Apple Doom: Aw man just look at how many fans showed up. Heart Belle: I know they must really love us. Motor Spark: That’s for sure lets sing our song fillies. Cuties: Not so fast we infiltrate first. (Then the 2 fillies and colt were infiltrated by the cuties) (Cutie Mark Infiltrators theme song) Flamey: pant.pant we’re..there Ah what we missed the opening! Jolt Spark: Aw crapichip c’mon guys lets go do what the other typonies are doing. (Back with the Typicals) Giltron: Guys I have a plan but Rocko Fistor won’t like it that much. Razor Leaf: What is it Giltron? Rocko Fistor: And why won’t I like it? Giltron: We’ll have to go out dressed up as typonys. Rocko Fistor: AW WHAT so that’s why you said I wouldn’t like it! Giltron: Ha ha actually Rocko Fistor you’ll have to go as Divinity. Rocko Fistor: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE’S THE GIRLIEST ONE OF ALL!!!!!! Giltron: Yeah you just proved my point. Rocko Fistor: How does yelling do that? Giltron: It’s easy since you’re loud you can’t be shutterfly he’s really quiet and well Razor Leaf already has dibs on Apple Attack for some reason. Razor Leaf: Well I’m not goin’ as some girly fashion pony of the what “beauty matters” I don’t care, so have fun Rocko Fistor. Rocko Fistor: Fine I’ll try uh, Oh I’m Divinity the most gorgeous unicorn in all of Typefestia do you want any pretty clothes or do you need something else because I’m the one and only Divinity. Giltron: Not bad dude that’s actually pretty good so do you think we’re ready? Razor Leaf: I sure reckon we are. Mr. Trouper: Then go off to the Typony Con. you need to stop the typicals from joining the fandom for good right now they just like it but they could start to love it if they’re influenced enough and never want to quit also Jolt Spark could stop making machines. Giltron, Rocko Fistor, and Razor Leaf: Then let’s go! (At the Typony Con.) Munna Oona: I finally found her this time hey Psyfight! Psyfight: Hi I like good girl ike ou Munna Oona: Oh no she was infiltrated by CUTIES! Heart Belle: It’s our old friend Oony I’ll try to infiltrate her. Apple Doom: You can’t you’re a girl allow Motor Spark to do it he’d seem cuter. Motor Spark: Ok I’m on it, hey Oony can you help me earn my cutie mark? Munna Oona: I’ve gotta stop the cuties real quick sorry Sparky. Motor Spark: C’mon just say that into my eyes. Munna Oona: Oh Kay wait ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Then she was turned into a unicorn) Munna Oona: Wha..wha happened I don’t feel cutified at all but I..I..I I’m a unicorn!!!!!! Flamey: Hey Flamisinge do you want to have a fire party like in the cartoon? Flamisinge: Did you say party here’s your moustache now lets PARTY! Amy Amy i a wittle willy Flamey: gulp she youngerified into a wait whenever that happens it means the cuties are..here. Heart Belle: It’s Ok Flamey here I’ll zap you with my happiness magic that makes you feel great. Flamey: Thanks but no thanks that’s kind of on the weird side. Heart Belle: I won’t take no for an answer. (Then Flamey was zapped into an earth pony) Flamey: Ahhhh I’m a filly aw great and I’m infiltrated I really hope Jolt Spark can escape before he turns into a colt. Jolt Spark: Aw nice I never knew I’d actually see a pony game with Sparkeo’s name on it and well his picture. It says a Sparkin way to adventure I don’t even have this. Uh excuse me GORO is this game fan made or is it official. Clerkin Hoof: Oh yes the Sparkeo game it was made by pony are un. Jolt Spark: Aw man just look around everyone’s turning into BABY PONIES! Motor Spark: Hey Jolt Spark do you want to play video games with me? Jolt Spark: Oh yeah, I actually never played with a colt before so yeah Motor Spark: Sike Jolt Spark: Wait wha? (Then Jolt Spark was turned into a pegasus along with everypony else in the room) Giltron: Ok I’m uh Shutterfly and I wanted to know if you saw a sparken boy around here I really need him back he’s my friend thank you. Rocko Fistor: Yes I’m the one and only Divinity of course so I was wondering if you saw a purple unicorn with an M on her horn who really looks like she needs a makeover. Razor Leaf: Yeah and did you see any fire head girl round her she has a black mermaid tail and all the red eyes. (Then they get to the Typony Con.) Giltron: What? Rocko Fistor: Happened? Razor Leaf: Here? Elusive: i was wondering the same thing and why are they all acting so cute? Bubble Berry: Man this is sooooooooooo cool we’re actually at a real really for real TYPONY con this is AWESOME! ButterScotch: Oh yes but where’s the animals this place kind of creeps me out a bit. Rainbow Blitz: Uh yeah hey who’s that awesome stallion in the back with the yellow and the lighting bolt cutie mark. Apple Jack: Yeeee Haw actually in the one and only Typical Earth. Barb: I’m confused would I fit in here because I’m a dragon who breathes fire and is awesome. Prince Dusk Shine: Oh my this is a lot of ponies where are all of the goros? Giltron: We think Jolt Spark might’ve made a machine he did recently become a typony. Jolt Spark: No I idin’t I inulated by cootie. Bubble Berry: Curse you COOTIE! Wait what’s a cootie? Giltron: The cuties they must’ve caused this but we need to think of something oh yeah.. Elusive: Oh I’ll stop you there darling merman but what we need is fashion. Rocko Fistor: So does that mean I can stay Rocko Fistor and not Divinity? Elusive: Oh you shall become sir divine fist when I’m done here we all need makeovers so awesome and cool that the cuteness would drive out of them but they shouldn’t be perfect no so I’ll just make what you want explain to me. Dusk Shine: Oh in that case I’ll take a cape that shows the stars and also some constellations maybe with a vest. Elusive: Oh I’ll add a crown in too. Dusk Shine: Really Elusive I don’t want ponies here to think of me as a prince I just want to be normal. Elusive: C’mon Dusk you need to make your prince ness show my good man Butterscotch. Butterscotch: Oh of course Elusive just make me something that has to do with nature like my gala vest. Elusive: I got it Butterscotch, Bubble Berry. Bubble Berry: Oooo my turn (Talking Fast) I’ll take some streamers with edible candy and of course we need fireworks and who could forget the fun fun fun fun and BALLOONS! Get all that Elusive? Elusive: Uh yes maybe yes. Bubble Berry: Good! (Then he hops away) Elusive: Blitz what do you want? Rainbow Blitz: What I want is to fly with the Wonderbolts but I don’t see that happening here! Elusive: No your suit my good man. Rainbow Blitz: Oh that aw just make sparkin since we’re in Typical Earth. Elusive: Colorful wait no that’s a bad idea and Berry. Bubble Berry: Pary pary eusive yayayayayayay weeeee. Giltron: Aw man he’s cutified c’mon Elusive make us any costumes that would be good. Elusive: Ok but it will take at least an hour. Electric Creature: One hour later hehehe Elusive: Ah I’m finally finished sorry some of you have to wear a mini dress I was kind of on the rushed side but they do look manly and lets just say a girl would not be caught dead in.. All: These look awesome. Giltron: Especially mine. Rocko Fistor: Buye carry on pithowt me. Razor Leaf: Dreah up yay Giltron: But wait with the hour AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Everyone’s baby ponies and the cuties are making it worse by hypnotizing gulp. Cuties: Ok guys you are insanely cute when you grow up you only make harmony and never fight ever and be the good little ponies you made to be in the name of the cuties now who wants to watch the 15 hour non stop marathon of cootie cute. All: ah yay ah yay. Giltron: No Flamey, Munna Oona in gulp pony diapers this can’t be happening! Elusive: Wait a minute I’m magical I’ll battle the cuties. Giltron: I’ll help you dude but I’m never going to become a typony not even in a million years just for my friends. Elusive: For friends! Giltron: Hey cuties forgetting anyone!? Cuties: Oh no Gilly he ruin everything bring it on! Fire Creature: Ok so this is probably the first official double battle in Type Creatures so I’ll try to start it right Giltron with Elusive VS Cutie with Cutie FIGHT! Cutie: Give it up Giltron you can’t resist the charm of your dog Typical Wolf. Cute Typical Wolf: Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Giltron: Aw it’s Typical….puppy Elusive save the day I’m infiltrated. Elusive: I didn’t want to do this but you’ve left me no choice…..then he used his magic to turn the cuties into uglies. Uglie: Why’d you do that now I can’t even infiltrate anymore. (Then everypony turned back to their normal selves) All: What happened? Elusive: Uh don’t worry about that lets just go back. Bubble Berry: Are you crazy let’s party! Flamisinge: That’s what I’m talking about. Flamey: Wow that was weird but I guess after all that Giltron joined the fandom. Jolt Spark: Well i quit. Bubble Berry: C’mon guys lets party! (So they partied instead of being typonies everyone and everypony were just having a great time) Dusk Shine: Uh Giltron do you mind writing a letter to Prince Solaris he’s a friend of mine telling him what you learned today about friendship. Giltron: Ok I guess I’ll try. Dear, Prince Solaris is it I recently learned that there will be times in life when people like something you don’t but if they’re your friends you should stick by their side because they might actually need you. Jolt Spark: Even if it involves becoming a typony. Giltron: Ya even if also ponies aren’t actually that lame and as long as you team up you could unlock a new typical power the power of friendship. Barb: I’ll send it if you’re done. Giltron: Ok how? (Then Barb burned the letter) (Sketch Scene) Ugly: Hello anyone I want to become cute again Hello HELLO uh what will the fairy realm do with me now well back to the grossing board i guess. (Ending Theme) Oh yeah and if you wanted the song to it here it is and actually the only place seen on the internet I just thought you might want it. Motor Spark: Look here are 3 awesome cuties ready to perform for the typony crowd. Heart Belle: Listen up when we infiltrate we're gonna do it Together: Really cute! Typonys: Wait, what'd they say, infiltrate what? Apple Doom: When you take form of a pony Flamey: C'mon we've gotta go there Jolt Spark: I'm soaring Blitz Munna Oona: And I'm the magical mare Rocko Fistor: C'mon guys we've gotta fight the typony fight Mr. Trouper: Losing some typicals is what I fear. Giltron: I'm thinking of a plan what we should do next Non Typonys: To keep the typicals here Cuties: We are the Cutie Mark Infiltraters Heart Belle: We're the cutest ponies you've seen so far Apple Doom: We mean we'll never stop attempting Motor Spark: Not til I have my cutie mark Flamey: Maybe there'll be Flamisinge fan art Munna Oona: Or I could meet Psyfight alright! Jolt Spark: Or boss typony creator machines I'm a typony who's true Rocko Fistor: I really think we should fight Giltron: Dude it's not as easy as it sounds Razor Leaf: There's about 1,000 with the same craving it's true. So we'll do whatever it takes. Giltron: Jolt I will help you over there Electric Creature: C'mon Soul Belle lets go I'm dressed as you Cuties: We are the Cutie Mark Infiltraters Heart Belle: We're the cutest ponies you've seen so far Apple Doom: We mean we'll never stop attempting Motor Spark: Not till I have my cutie mark Cuties: We are the Cutie Mark Infiltraters Heart Belle: We're the cutest ponies you've seen so far Apple Doom: And we will never stop attempting. Motor Spark: Not till I have my cutie mark! (Stage at Typony Con. explodes)
  8. Let's see you should kill Rarity, Luna, and also Diamond Tiara.
  9. Well the pokemon horses contain Ponyta Rapidash the most commonly known ones however also Keldeo being the colt pokemon and also Mega Absol because it's a pegasus so that's actually all the pony related pokemon now in generation 6
  10. I think it's kind of stupid that there's a thing like this. Hey I got a unicorn, "Aw what dude you're a brony that's from My Little Pony". Pokemonwhise I have a unicorn, "Dude you're awesome you actually have a Keldeo how did you get it. It's really stupid the way I see it.
  11. I was actually trolling the brony Facebook page a week a go but now I'm actually becoming a brony but yeah I have something I wanted to let out on the bronies from last week and that's...(Rhythm of Kirby Right back at ya theme song) Bronies Bronies Bronies that's a group who's lame bronies bronies bronies stupid losers who's pony insane. They watch Mlp and also troll Hub's posts bronies bronies bronies are the ones, I want to have a social media fight, I'm not gonna fight ya, C'mon I want a social media fight I'm not gonna fight ya all the time that they've got spending on pony stuff it's all their favorite show ohhhhhh. "Why do you want to fight us Louis Konakci" "You're just losers c'mon just have an argument bronies. "It's not how to be like the elements of harmony" "Luna's dumb can't ya see!" Bronies bronies bronies I like Silver Belle ok, bronies bronies bronies if only they'd go away, teleport burning in the stars this is getting rated-R bronies bronies bronies bronies are the ones duh duh duh duh they're really lame oh yeah YEAH!
  12. I'm thinking of leaving the fandom is there actually anything good about being a friendless brony I should know about because if not goodbye persons/ponies.

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    2. DryGuy84 (Inactive)

      DryGuy84 (Inactive)

      I like the series, to be clear, though.

    3. PokeBolter

      PokeBolter

      Hey Dry Colt can you be my first friend I really just want to have at least one so I don't feel alone in the fandom.

    4. DryGuy84 (Inactive)

      DryGuy84 (Inactive)

      Alright, I'm here.

  13. I have a Silver Belle plush I ordered off line also some pointless cards from when I became a brony (I'm not one now I just have the account untill I learn how to stop being a brony), a Rainbow Blitz figure, also some paper cutouts from a game I played also not pictured but I also have 2 songs downloaded onto my MP3 if that counts and made a Type Creature episode called My Awesome Typony and Stare Master Colt Version.
  14. My Favourite Mane 6 Pony: Pinkie Pie How did you find MLP Forums?: I was looking up things about my question i'm about to ask How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: I was just watching Youtube poops and then Apple Bloom said a line I found really cute so I watched the Cutie Mark Crusader episodes, then later on I decided that Spike was cool so I started to really like him and I opened up to more episodes, then last summer I played a cutout game r63 with my sister and then I even got a few ponies of my own and called myself a brony, but now I just have one pony I really like and that's my r63 version Sweetie Belle or well Silver Belle Ok I'm a really big Pokemon fan who likes to have new experiences but here me out Ok I think I may be becoming a brony because I really miss MLP season 4 already just because of eating snacks while watching something entertaining however I don't want to be a brony at all but still like ponies. I tried a lot of other sources and that led me to well joining the herd of bronies so please comment back what I should do about this due to my friend would make fun of me, and I really don't want to lose him either and I can't really like any brony pages so what should I do thanks fellow bronies. /)
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