Deathstroke

Okay,here's the scene: you're driving home from work all safe and sound trying to get to your bowl of popcorn and your episode of glee, but you hear a crackle on the radio, the crazed buttstabber has escaped from arkham asylum , but it's not bad, he can't be in your area, you walk in your front door knowing "i can't be stabbed multiple times in the butt" TOO LATE!!! He's in your house and you die, dead, from multiple stab wounds to the butt