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  1. So, uh, yeah...
    That new car I got...
    I think it may be toast.

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Well I'm glad you're okay. Sucks about the car, though. Hopefully you had good insurance? 

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  2. So, uh, yeah...
    That new car I got...
    I think it may be toast.

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Oh my gosh, holy shit dude. Are you alright? :o

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  3. So, uh, yeah...
    That new car I got...
    I think it may be toast.

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Oh no, what happened? Did someone sell you a lemon, or... did you fuck it up, lol?

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  4. So... I've just GOTTA ask...

    How does it feel when someone says they've walked a hundred of you?

    And does it compound those feelings when they walk a hundred more?

  5. What do you get when you cross Billie Joe, Fez, and a time machine?

    This:
     

    :orly:

  6. Lmao, just found this old Amsoil advert (back before they started using plastic bottles)!

    https://puu.sh/wngwY/29b6830060.mp4

    I don't know if I'd trust going 25k miles unless I was running it with an additional by-pass filter installed, and that shit's hella expensive. 

    Lol, I'll stick to my usual 5,000 to 7,500 mile oil change interval.

    ^_^

  7. New car. Check it out.

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  8. Any of y'all ever get hungry but there really isn't much to eat around the house so you end up making a really weird sandwich out of odds and ends?

  9. Damn. Another grunge legend bites the dust. RIP Chris Cornell. 

    >_> We've only Vedder left, now, it seems.

  10. Damn. Another grunge legend bites the dust. RIP Chris Cornell. 

    >_> We've only Vedder left, now, it seems.

  11. That Lindsey Stirling vid...woah. <3

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Another fellow MLPForums archaeologist I see. I, too, enjoy digging through posts and statuses from years back.

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      But yes, she is awesome. 

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  12. Wow, I really love the older version of O'Reilly's jingle (at the end of this commercial).

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    I wish commercials still had that certain inherent level of warmth and wholesomeness like this one.

  13. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Oh, so you're telling me I'm stupid for thinking your original status was a real question? Well let me tell you, lots of people ask questions like that and are not joking. 

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  14. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Humor isn't obvious if it's not funny.

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  15.  

    1. Miles

      Miles

      I'm actually chewing Wrigley's Spearmint right now. 

      But, it's still not as good as Dentyne Ice Arctic Chill. :twi:

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  16.  

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Yeah I know what you mean by that. But hey, nothings as bad as Bazooka. That gum's flavor lasted 15 seconds. That's even worse than Fruit Stripe, which lasted maybe 1 to 2 minutes.

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  17. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Oh gosh, y'know, if I had read that in Jaden Smith's voice I'd have gotten the joke. But sometimes it's hard to tell when people are joking with a lack of context.

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  18.  

    1. Miles

      Miles

      @Stormfury Yeah it's not very good gum. Back when I had an addiction to gum (not really I just exaggerating) in high school, my favorite gum was this: 

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      Loved that gum. Haven't had it in a while. I should get some.

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  19. How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

    1. Miles

      Miles

      Sponges have mass. The ocean would be shallower (though only by a minuscule amount) without sponges.

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  20. This is pathetic:

    :maud:

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