Samurai Equine

Never played it.

TPAM still enjoys old school/retro PC games.

Happening Hand Shakes, Batman! You dropped your glove! Good thing I caught it... With my mouth.

You are a pirate! Yarr harr! Diddly dee! Being a pirate is alright to be!

 

Do you what you want cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

...I don't even... Am I missing something? Does my samurai avatar really look like a pirate? Was samurai pirates ever a thing? The only samurai that doubled as a pirate that I know of was Zoro from One Piece.

I'm sorry, AJ. I don't have any apples. Please don't leave.

Moe.

@samurai equine

Lorec smiled, bandaged arms crossed. He was happy with the outcome. But still, he had a question for samurai equine.

 

 

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Lorec:

" the match isn't over until the announcer sees that roto is unable to battle... So until then, I have a question for you... For what sake did you take up steel to live life as a warrior?"

 

Lorec could feel it in his blood. He could feel a clash coming with samurai equine soon. Like his hunter's instincts were telling him what was to come.... It had been a long time since Lorec met a being that he felt would be a fun fight... After all, Lorec had only known alrahm and kazas to be his betters. Would samurai be able to add his name to that list?

Of all the times to ask that question. Just when Samurai is getting invested in this match. Clearly he doesn't like dividing his attention any more than it needs to be. "Why did I become a warrior for Japon? ... Isn't it obvious? As a Japony, I am loyal to the rising sun..." Samurai is slow to answer. He is also trying to watch the match finish. "For Celestia and the Shogunate, I would do anything! That is how much I believe in them!" Samurai finally says, seconds before the announcer declares a winner. Samurai takes that moment to cheer for Kazas and his well earned victory.

Was that answer disappointing to Lorec? Surely there must be more to Samurai's motives then that!

However, as the cheers of the crowd are dying, Samurai gets serious. "However... There is a bigger reason I became a warrior besides my loyalty. And I'm sorry Lorec, but if you want to know more, then you'll have to wait. A true warrior, like me, reveals his true self only in the heat of battle." Samurai leaves at that and begins to leave the stands, taking his decor with him. It's a bit of a rude leave, but there is definitely something ominous in the air. Both he and Lorec can both feel it... As he leaves, he watches Kazas closely. "I need to get back into the locker rooms. I have two important questions for him before the next match! But first, there is something else I need to do just as important..."

Samurai waits patiently. Once he is sure he can get them alone, Samurai approaches Mason and his group. "You lot! The Yokai Seven, was it? I have a question for you, and I want some answers..."

I am Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III! Don't hesitate to call.

Butane.

Never watched it.

TPAM only gets his/her news from the internet. Never from television or any other sources.

Nope. I win this one!

No idea. Sounds yuck.

Smores?

See my cute smile? Doesn't it make you want to fall from the gravity of my cuteness?

No idea.

Does this look infected to you?

...Oh! Rarity! Finally, someone who can show me how to look fabulous! My hairstyle, wardrobe, and fashion accessories are yours to command, oh great and fabulous one.

Because people eat ideas until they are gassy!

Why does glue float?

Hmm... Tough question.

I'd WANT to tell as many people as possible, but if the wrong ears are listening, then total chaos will ensue.

Some would want to destroy the portal.

Some would want to exploit it for evil gain.

Some would want to keep it locked away from the world and explore all of its secrets.

It might even be used as grounds for war...

Maybe it'd be better to only share it with a small group of bronies. A group that can be sworn into secrecy, that will act only with the best intentions so that we can spot any possible danger before it happens.

As for me personally? Well, I wouldn't mind going there and living there forever, especially if it's a one-way portal. Might leave a farewell note for my family and loved ones to find, just to let them know that I'm okay and there is no need to go looking for me.

I was a fan when the Pilot for FiM aired. I was happy just watching the show and enjoying fan creations. Took me a little longer to officially join the fandom and actually call myself a brony, I fear being labeled a little, but here I am.

All you have to do is ask me if I'm a brony or not, and I'll tell you honestly, yes I am.

But in real life, I probably won't do that much to prompt you to ask. I don't have any of the clothes. I only have one figure. You'd have to catch me checking out pony merch on one of my random shopping-for-fun days.

*Leaps out of bed, leaves a me-shaped hole in the wall, and runs for the hills while screaming*

How should I know? Wait... Can we answer questions with questions? Ah! I'm doing it again!

Open the door. Tell me what's on the other side. (Well, if we can answer questions with questions, why not give commands instead of questions? ...Oops! Darn it. I just Flutter'd... )

I need to catch up on that anime... If I saw that episode, I've forgotten, but it's highly unlikely I got that far.

TPAM has a tool box filled to the brim with tools.

Secrecy.

14's leaving home for an adventure.

Majestic!

Aibohphobia.

Was Raw Tap Ale not a ReviveR at one lAp aT waRsaW?

...Mork and Mindy? If I'm right, too soon, buddy. Too soon... (J/K, I just wanted to say that. )

"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andry Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III! Don't hesitate to call."

No clue.

The reference was from Kamen Rider Gaim, by the way.