Samurai Equine

Bro

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last
But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Workin' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say "Vay iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer 
and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulke and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
(How ya doin' Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi)

The power to win any rap battle.

Granted! But every time you win, so does a bunch of other people. They can't afford to pay off that many people all at once! So to settle who gets the money, they draw a winner at random, and you always lose.

I wish clothing companies were required, by law, to make clothes for me for free.

I'm not telling. 

Was that a tacky thing to say?

I don't have a stand. Not even a Christmas-themed stand. 

You're not looking back at me, I'm looking back at you!

Sinister.

... If you like jalapeno queso, there's some in  the Tupperware container. 

...Did you skip leg day? Cause nothing's going to happen here if you skipped leg day. 

Your avatar makes me smile, and I also hope you're taking care of yourself in your day-to-day life. 

*Sneaks in and gives the trio an early Hearts Warming present* It's sunglasses. Since you're always doing outdoors things, I figured it would help.  Daring, Doctor, you two can trade if I got your personal style wrong. But Ahui, yours was custom ordered to fit only you, so you're kinda stuck with it. 

Since I've got your attention...
Dr. C, doing anything special for your henchponies this year? Come on, you may be tough on them, but I know you care. 
Daring, how often do you go through archaeology gear?
Ahui... Ever step on a pony or smaller creature by accident? 

Wow... A naked dragon, in my bed. I didn't even know dragons could be naked!  The prophesy has come true. THE FURRIES WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!

And a boop for you too. 

Patrol Squad.

I'm so glad @TheRockARooster decided to stay after all. I sure would miss him if he was gone. 

No, but I downloaded this program for my desktop that looks just like a wall calendar! It lets me schedule events and gives me alerts. 

Chewbacca mug?

Nakama. 

I like most of the instrumental music from Sonic the Hedgehog games, as well as the Instrumental versions of Tokusatsu theme songs (not to be confused with their Karaoke versions, which leaves in the background/backup singers).

If Sally is purple and three barrels full of monkeys are rolling down hill at a speed of 7MPH, how long til Jake can green with a side of biscuit?

How do you manage to safely touch anything with those one-punch hands of yours? 

Yes. And don't you DARE try to argue against me!  You're the cute one; accept it.

Well I might not know you on a personal level, but so far, you haven't given me a reason why we SHOULDN'T hang out.  If you're up for it, then so am I!

Hashire sori yo
Kaze no youni
Tsukimiharawo
PADORU PADORU!!!

Satisfied.

Pheasant.