Samurai Equine

"Very well..." Treeglow began to agree. "But only if I get to pick the challenge." Treeglow was plotting a cunning plan.

Accomplished.

Something totally random! 

So imagine my surprise today when I found out that I've become a Knight of Rarity, even though I never asked to be knighted. 
Huh... I guess a samurai can be a knight too, after all.

...Now I just need to figure out how to get that Royal Crown Replica...

(Does this count as a combo breaker?)

Look! It's all natural! They changed the formula~! 

Did somebody say PART?! 

I'm Slenderman's waaaaaay cooler older brother.

Classes.

Don't even know what that is. So no. 

A portable MP3 player? (Could be an Apple product, a knock-off, generic USB device, etc.)

Yes! My last purchase was a Doctor Whooves figure, now I need to get a Derpy to match!

A costume or costume accessory?

Black Omelette.
Hmm... I like it! Sounds like a band that makes heavy metal covers of acoustic, easy listening, coffee house songs.

16 hours ago, Feather Spiral said:

Grey Coffee Eclair

...okay

May I ask what a Coffee Eclair is? Is it different from a regular eclair? 

Entertaining!

(Cha-cha-chain! Chain replies!)

Hilarious.

I said LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME YOU'RE SERIOUS!!! ... I DON'T CARE THAT THIS IS A PHONE CALL, JUST DO IT!!!

Same
(I don't like letter shuffling, but there doesn't seem to be a rule against it...)

Snake bite.

Uhh... It rained today? 

When was the last time you got a headache from eating ice cream or some other cold treat too fast?

Going casual this time. A city-camouflage hunting hat.
A t-shirt with a faux tye-dye pattern (the colors are just black and white), with a red box in the center housing the word "Legendary" (It's a Supreme knock-off).
Black cargo pants.
Cute red and black socks.
And maroon Converse shoes.
 

...  *Sticks out my snoot*

Go ahead, boop it. I know you want to. Make my day. 

The person above me is a handsome trendsetter, and I'm on a unicycle wondering how I'm suppose to stop juggling these fire torches.

4 hours ago, Emerald<3 said:

@Samurai Equine let's go to da club and hang out

I'll buy drinks and snacks! (Hope you don't mind if I only have non-alcoholic drinks. Personal lifestyle choice.) 

As long as I don't have to fight for my life or something, then sure! 

And you, well you reacted a lot like I thought you would in real life. You took it back to the store, returned it, and bought a different brand so no one could make fun of you anymore.