SugarfootWillie

@@reader8363, Nope, nope. This is too much. Swinging out isn't getting anywhere. what happens if I don't do anything? Kurren$y got down on one knee again and didn't try to get up. His consciousness briefly faded but it came back. The pain was too much to fight through without intoxicates. "Shoot first and don't ask questions."

@@reader8363, "Urrgghh f*** me!" one or two minutes turned into any second as Shadow reapplied pressure to Kurren$y's leg. Only hoping that he won't die here, Kurren$y reminded himself that to fall asleep here would mean he'd sleep forever. "Stallions get toe-tagged for a little notoriety where I be. How you think I stay kicking?" Kurren$y took a step forward and swung both fists together, one immediately behind the other, then reversed the direction of the movement for a second strike.

@@reader8363, "Right as rain boss. Can't be finished yet are we? I was just starting to enjoy our little date." Kurren$y did a spinning back-fist and got room between himself and Shadow. Can't have more than a minute or two left in me. normal fighting won't help here and I'm not lucky enough to be a unicorn right now. Have to find something.

@@reader8363, This was the best opportunity Kurren$y had at turning the tide. Kurren$y fell to one knee upon having more pressure applied to his leg. As he was falling Kurren$y used butterfly hands in order to seize Shadows wrist and elbow, putting shadow in an elbow lock and tearing muscles due to hyper extension.

@@reader8363, Kurren$y grunted through the pain, let some weight off of his injured leg, and changed to a southpaw stance. This looked like a losing battle but as long as there was a breath in his body, Kurren$y wouldn't bow. He never liked the idea of living on his knees. Kurren$y then threw two non-telegraphed left jabs and followed up with a low right uppercut.

@@reader8363, Shadow's theatrics were a bit too much for Kurren$y to trust as harmless. He lowered his center of gravity and coiled up like a compressed spring, but didn't do anything. Kurren$y wanted to be completely reactionary. "Had it before yo boys bagged me. S*** probably no evidence left, guarantee she ran cleanup. Least I would've done that. Can't have a case when it's he-said-she-said." "What's yo game?"

@@reader8363, Kurren$y found himself alone in an grossly under kept cell. It was dark, the walls were covered in mold, it was hot, the bars in the cell were rusted. This was the perfect place to keep a secret. Good for Shadow, not so much for Kurren$y. Breathing was tough, and Kurren$y worried that staying in there too long would cause mold to grow in his lungs. He already felt like he lost 2 years off his life and he hasn't even been in there long. Ight you in a corner. if you kill him you'll never get out alive. let's see if we can try something else. Kurren$y assumed a defensive fighting stance.

@@reader8363, Kurren$y watched the portal open, and for a second he was speechless. It dawned on him that this prison was not a judicial system, but more of a corporeal system. Considering Shadow made it seem like he was about to be tortured, Kurren$y figured this wasn't the first violation of pony rights or the right to life. There's only two options Kurren$y saw before him: either kill or be killed, or comply. "Why that mouth about? You think you hard? I doubt that. F*** the infirmary cuz, I'm stepping for permanent. Yo mama gone see you after we done and be like 'who gon my baby a casket?'. Too savage!" Kurren$y then grabbed for Shadow's arm in order to sweep him off his feet.

@@reader8363, *sigh* Kurren$y looked at the ground and said under his breath "Probably gonna do all day and night tryna send a pig to the slaughter house." Looking Shadow in the eyes he put his hooves behind his head and stood up. "Look boss, ain't no smoke no more. We done. But yo girl mudflat been blasting inmates in the dome and she ain't keep it on the low neither. one of yo boys swiped the evidence off my a** on my way to the hole. I ain't about to be holed up in no corrupt brig. Get yo b**** in line fo' she bodied. . ." Kurren$y paused. Nobody seemed to understand the way speaks half the time. "Home girl Redwood be riding the d*** of ponies she supposed to guard. This is a serious fault to you as a business. . . Dragon? . . . a serious threat to the safety of your prisoners, and an offense that violates the contract she signed when she started working here. Fire that b**** before s*** get outta hand."

@@crispy fries, @@reader8363 Without missing a beat Kurren$y seized. just before the guard pulled the trigger to send a charge down the wire Kurren$y had his hoof over the wire so that when he convulsed the wires were ripped out. The prods from the wire took a few chucks of flesh as they were ripped out, and though Kurren$y stumbled, his momentum wasn't lost. Fearing he might get caught before he can had the tape to Shadow he shouted "BOSS MAN GOTTA FRY THIS BACON! GOT DIRTY COPS IN YO ROSTER! MOW THE LAWN MAN YOU GOT SNAKES IN THE GRASS!" Kurren$y took a second to be not so serious and shouted to the guards chasing him "I'M CRIPPING WHEN I'M RUNNING SO HOW THE F*** I BE SLIPPING?"

@@Spellvamp,@@crispy fries, Kurren$y watched Spell get his aggy self carted off to the hole, the matter seemed settled before it even started. He took this as an opportunity to take all the sugar Spell had in his cell as well as the shards of broken glass. "Bruh what you did? I ain't never say start passing fists! I got'cho homie! Don't let these f*** boys get to ya! Stick to the G code!" "Boss man gonna luu dis dirt famo." Kurren$y stabbed Mudflat in between the collar bone and neck with the glass he pick up, swiped the tape off her, and ran to Shadow's office for the touchdown.

@@crispy fries,@@Spellvamp, "OOO SOULJA BOI TELL 'EM!" Kurren$y then finessed a dab and said "get it, get it, get it, GOT 'EM!" as he proceeded to do a quick dougie and end it with a second dab. "I got got'cho six Spell, these half a** guards ain't s*** when they beef with a couple real." Kurren$y then lined his hooves up like he was holding a rifle, pointed it at Mudflat, and motioned like there was recoil while shouting "BLOCKA"

@@Spellvamp, "sure we can hang. Let me grab the paper first. If any guards see us, tell 'em we making Lincoln Logs. Got any sugar for that caffe?" Kurren$y wondered what sort of good behavior was needed to deck a cell in so much stuff. Half of that s*** sounded contraband, so maybe Spell was jugging on the low-low?

@@reader8363, Kurren$y looked at the guard with an expression that said 'boi you trippin'. He calmly removed the guards hoof from his mouth and said "Aye quit tryna hop in the whip. we was full and now we gone. Go snitch up on someone else's problems." @@Spellvamp, Kurren$y walked back to his cell to get to work. Glancing back at Spell he shot a quick reminder to Spell about what he was supposed to be doing. "Fire on the Line."

@@Spellvamp, "Naww i'm straight on that homie. Save that film doe, you got the juice card with Mudflat and Hooligan. Lemma swipe it here and there one day. Need you on the line, bout to make those shanks. You tell him to grab one yet?" @@Missklang, "If not, now you know." *hushed* "We bout to f*** s*** up in her'. When the best opportunity comes, I'ma make a signal, you gone get a paper shank out the trash can, and we gone riot. Bust a couple cats out and/or take over. You down?"

@@Spellvamp "249. . . 250. ooh breh." Kurren$y stood up, removed his bed sheet from the cell doorway, and dabbed the sweat off his face, arms, and torso. Now that he was done working out for the day, Kurren$y went to find Spell so he could put in work. He saw an unfamiliar creature with Spell and was suspicious of it's alignments, but figured he would be safe talking in front of him if a little G knowledge was dropped. "Aye yo Spell, yo shift started early, let's put in work." @@Missklang, "Before that, you look new. Kurren$y." Kurren$y extended his hoof trying to dap up the new face.

Kurren$y got out of his cadillac, checked to see if his nose stopped bleeding, and it had. Alright, let's get to some productive s***. one sheet, one cell doorway, one pony. Kurren$y threaded his bed sheet through the cell bars above the doorway and wrapped both ends of the sheet around his hooves. Picking his legs up off the ground he hung for a second to stretch his shoulders, then proceeded to do pull ups. "1. . . 2. . . 3. . ." This would continue to 250.

@@Dapper Charmer,@@crispy fries, Kurren$y felt his nose get warm, so he wiped his hoof across his nose, seeing a newly painted coat of blood on his hoof he took a moment to articulate his response. He wanted to hit back, but he didn't want to be the reason he paid another visit to Doc today. With every insult Kurren$y clapped his hooves together to emphasis his point. "Ya'll be last mof***** in Equestria to talk s*** bout me. Ya'll hating a**, b**** titty a**, p*ssy whipped a**, budget baller a**, fake a**, tweaking a**, dumba**, ****** be throwing shade at the game and the wrong f***ing playa! Home girl supported MY BUSINESS! I made racks on racks on stacks on RACKS thanks to that fiending a** trap hoe." "EBONICS ****** DO YOU SHPEAK IT!?" "I'm outro." Kurren$y walked back to his cell, stuffed some paper in his nostrils, and laid down.

@@reader8363, @@crispy fries, @ "Thank you Doc, I knew you'd have my back!" "Holy s***! Cherry!? Had mare ride through the bando e'ery day tryna hook up with my honey Aphrodite! Cherry was an olympic skier yet me tell ya! We thinking of the same mare? If we is then deeeeem girl finally over did it! ahhhh!"

@@Dapper Charmer @@crispy fries @@reader8363 "Man I'm tried of waiting, f*** that b**** fo' now, let's see if Doc can't get my leg straight." Kurren$y kept the bars going on his way to the doctor, and saw that he would pass by Mudflat and Hooligan on the way. Let's see what they think of these bars. "Lord have mercy I'm so motherfucking fresh to death, better call my hearse My hearse a 72442 with an all wood wheel and that bitch'll vert My Oldmobile is a cold mobile Got a cold, young chick down in Mobile My stacks so fat can't even hold that Fold that, lay flat like I lack no wheel Lay flat like I lack no wheels for real A nigga had to cold the corner, move crack for real Move crack for real, no rap shit But I rap rap shit, my rap shit for real So you rapping ass rabbit ass ratchet ass niggas Gotta listen to these raps for real Cuz, I don't give a fuck if you a Blood or a cuz Cause I draw blood for real Tryna hang in my city, tryna see a bitch titty, no pity Nigga, you'll get hit for real These maggot ass hoes ain't hit on shit They'll set you up for the loot shit, man Thinking that's your bitch, better have your shit Better have quick hands like Gucci Mane Niggas tryna get a brick of Kathy Lee Gifford Better be strapped like Clifford It's the big, black nigga gripper of the big black pistol I suggest you confess where you keeping all the money, mister At the worst you'll see a hearse But at the best he just will pistol whip ya Get to see you child and live Lord have mercy, please forgive 'em, gone"

@@Lonk Chase, Lmao Andante is going to look for Lonk and see a floating timberwolf! This will be fun to work with.

Thanks, Lonk it is then. Is this creature the Traveler? If not can you describe it so I can blow it out of proportion in my next entry?

I love cosplay! I only did it once, but I can't wait to do it again in the future. Me and my friend were chilling in downtown, I was the 8th Doctor and he was the 10th. We had a lot of fun chilling with whovians, but I never watched Doctor Who so all the references about bowties and jelly babies went over my head.

@@Spellvamp, @@Amorphous "Then don't get caught. F*** the royalty, they don't understand the royal we who swear our fealty to the streets." This moment of accidental rhyming made Kurren$y want to drum up a beat and spit a few bars. While he was in the cafeteria waiting to run across the new girl he decided to do just that.

@@Spellvamp, @@Amorphous, "Bet. One last time: Everypony gets a crumbled piece of paper except Hooligan. Tell 'em to keep it til I give the signal. I need to figure out how to handle Nightmare Moon and Shadow before we can roll on this. Keep it on the low. Peace." Kurren$y cut the conversation off for good and hobbled back the cafeteria the same way he went there. Where's that new girl? Did she ever eat the sweet roll?