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  • Birthday 1992-07-05

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    90377 Sedna
  • Personal Motto
    What doesn't kill me had better start running.
  • Interests
    Astronomy and I write sometimes. Write drunk, edit sober.

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  • Best Pony
    Epona
  • Best Princess
    Zelda
  • Best Mane Character
    Sam Axe
  • Best CMC
    The one around the corner that sells fences
  • Best Secondary/Recurring Character
    Carlton Lassiter
  • Best Episode
    The episode where Shaun gets shot and kidnapped but Lassiter finds him
  • Best Song
    “Pride and Joy” by Stevie Ray Vaughan

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  1. Stone Cold Steve Jobs

    Which of the following gospels contains the most parables?

    A. The Gospel according to Luke

    B. The Gospel according to Matthew

    C. The Gospel according to Mark

    D. The Gospel according to John

    This was…

    Spoiler

    A. The Gospel according to Luke has around 24 parables of which 18 are unique, which is the largest number of parables.

    Here comes today’s question:

    *drops trash on the table*

    Okay, let’s see what we’re in for today:

    Looks like we have a map of Vietnam, a love letter written between some elementary school students, and a flier for “bring your girlfriend to war” day.

    Which short story does this trash most likely belong to?

    A. Get Some Young

    B. Sweetheart of the Song Tra Bong

    C. Hills Like White Elephants

    D. Going After Cacciato 

    1. Octavia Heartstrings

      Octavia Heartstrings

      I read this one! It's B.

    2. Totally Nyx

      Totally Nyx

      I have no idea, so I'm guessing B.

    3. Samurai Equine

      Samurai Equine

      Oh, it's gonna be one of those weeks... B.

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