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One second. One second I lay down and now she’s doing this and I can’t move or I will wake her.
Stone Cold Steve Jobs
That is smokey my friend! She can be nice on occasion but much prefers giving me a vicious mauling whenever I pet her for too long.
Dank Pony Child
My dog never lays on me. She only comes when I have food.
How come she can lay on me whenever she wants but when I lay on her I get charged with animal cruelty?